The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The powder was even angrier.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Angry man appeared and absorbed their anger.

[NameIess]

He used it to serve Foe, his best friend.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Angry man raised an army of angry things to serve Foe.

Surprisingly, this was according to Eof's plan.

[NameIess]

But then angry man did something that was not according to Eof's plan:

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He died.

Just for a little while, but he did.

[NameIess]

This ruined everything.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Indeed, as Eof had been counting on Angry Man's immortality. He would probably have to create some elaborate Rube Goldberg machine to carry out some elaborate plan to create some elaborate potion to give Angry Man some elaborate form of elaborate immortality.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

All this elaboration worked.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Until it didn't.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Vut vhat ever failed Eof failed Foe.

[NameIess]

Both of their carefully made plans began snowballing into catastrophe, and they both learned a valuable lesson about relying on now-imperfect futuresight.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Soon all that was left was Eof and Foe.

[NameIess]

And a few million billion miles of empty space in between them.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Slowly, things began to exist in the empty space.

[NameIess]

Strange things.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Like donuts with kittens clinging to them, being eaten inside out by mitochondriac worms.

[NameIess]

And other, even more indescribable things.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

For these Things existed in the fourth dimension, the place Found the Kitten had come from.

[NameIess]

Beyond the fourth dimension, even greater mysteries lay.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Like Mysterious X and the Funny Smell.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Both of which had killed a great many Thingies.

[NameIess]

Thingies being a euphemism for dimensional powers.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Both of which could not touch 3 dimensional objects.

[NameIess]

But they could impact them by touching fifth dimensional objects.