The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The deciding factor was actually ... 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nothing, nothing at all.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

So several TLT residents set out to find the absence of everything.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nale was foremost amongst them. Along with all of his many apprentices.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They looked in many dark places.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The problem was, those were places, and therefore part of the everything.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They still had to keep looking.

[NameIess]

In the meantime, Eof and Foe had begun their battle of philosophy.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Twas a great and epic battle of magnificent porportions.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles' brother, Darth Barny, kidnapped Nameless and ransomed him for Eof's eyeballs.

[NameIess]

This was irrelevant, as Eof pointed out as his first point in the debate. He would of course undergo any sacrifice for the good of TLT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Billy Bob IV was elected president of TLT. He enforced laws that made narrating illegal, except by police and certain individuals.

[NameIess]

Billy Bob IV did a backflip.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Almost every narrator in TLT ignored BB4.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Foe was up, preparing to give his own preliminary argument as to why he should be allowed to continue his plan.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The Prophesy organization supported Eof in his arguments.

[NameIess]

Until Foe began speaking, that was.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Willem Dafoe wondered if Foe was a relative of his.

[NameIess]

(Spoiler, he was not)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles and his undead Sith trooper pirates stormed Nameless' house.

[NameIess]

They found a Named one there, sharpening its claws.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles sliced off the claws with his powerful lightsaber.

[NameIess]

The claws clattered to the floor, then launched themselves into Darth Barnacle's chest, where they began the excruciatingly painful process of twisting him into a servant of the Named ones.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles was saved by an enigmatic hotdog.

[NameIess]

Little did he know, the poison that had almost claimed him still lay dormant within him, waiting for the right time to burst forth.