The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

TLR laughed with them.

[NameIess]

So did Thaidakar's evil ghost twin.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

He died (my guy… his name is hard).

[NameIess]

Then everyone else died too.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Head make Dkievw important.

[NameIess]

So he hired a consultant.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Dkievw sued life for not letting him die.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This consultant was Butt Venture, who was unfortunately distracted because he was on a phone call with his sister, Esmerelda.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Dkievw’s daughter, Nrlyn, was happy because her dad was gone so she could eat all the ice cream.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm sensed a plot building because named characters were appearing.

The ice cream was pineapple flavored.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nrlyn appreciates the ice cream a lot and thanks the universe 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The universe was pleased that someone recognized it's actions.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nrlyn held a party celebrating the universe, but nobody came. She called upon the universe to help her take revenge.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, someone else showed up to the party before the universe got too mad.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nrlyn was satisfied and offered the person a balloon. 

[NameIess]

Someone else accepted this balloon happily.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nrlyn melts chocolate and spreads it all over the floor.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, pine-kumquats.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They were smacked down by a scottish man in a kilt.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

He was then squished by a she bear. 

[NameIess]

someone else cooked the squished pine-kumquats into a pie.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

6 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

He was then squished by a she bear. 

BOLD is cannon, non BOLD isn't cannon.

The kilted scotlander started playing the bagpipes, very badly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

9 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

He was then squished by a she bear. 

Don't forget to bold your text! Posts are only officially canon if you bold them.

It was very tasty.

Edited October 17, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd, but I'll leave it.

[NameIess]

As usual

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

People loved eating his music.