The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Because the map led him to the Infinite Pit of Nothingness.

[NameIess]

This turned out to be the right place to go, surprisingly.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

For there he found a real map for his journey.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was carved on the surface of a pineapple.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Butt Venture ate the pineapple.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So the apprentice had to rely on his horribly drawn map.

[NameIess]

And Butt Venture's stomach.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Because the Map scrawled itself on Butt Ventures stomach.

Edited August 7, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

It took three mirrors and a very annoyed AdoKho to read it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But eventually the apprentice left in somewhat the right direction.

[NameIess]

Then an Elephant fell on his head.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the elephant's name was Billy Araok of Hestreon.

[NameIess]

And he was the most overweight elephant on the planet.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Luckily, the planet had very low gravity.

[NameIess]

And very few elephants lived there.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This meant that Nin's Apprentice was perfectly fine after getting landed on by Billy Araok of Hestreon.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was just a light one million pounds.

[NameIess]

Which, considering the planet's low gravity, was... still a million pounds. Okay, maybe Nin's apprentice wasn't totally fine.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But he was fine enough, and got even better when Fine the slug joined him as well.

[NameIess]

Only half of his bones were broken.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But he had borrowed Nin's R.C.M.B which was also an honorblade, and so easily healed the bones.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, that didn't fix the elephant that was still sitting on him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So, Nin's apprentice tried to think of a solution.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, he didn't consider asking the elephant to move.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The elephant was quite polite, actually. It was a real shame.