The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The vacuum's name was Samuel.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But because this was a vacuum and not a vacuum cleaner, it was almost immediately filled up with air. And so Samuel perished.

The air pressure around Nin dropped slightly.

[NameIess]

He detected this faint change in the atmosphere, and casually laid a hand on his katana, not turning from his meal. “So, old friend. You’ve finally come for me.”

[That1Cellist he/him]

Death started looking around in a confused manner. This allowed Nin to steal back his apprentice while Death was distracted. It was important for the coming battle.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Only Eof knew who would win.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Well, the Storymonger did too, but he didn't do anything.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And Odium.

[NameIess]

Odium could guess, at least. In any case, Nin was almost prepared for the prophecy’s beginning.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

He just needed popcorn.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eof had told him he needed popcorn to win the battle.

[NameIess]

But then again, Eof was a trickster sometimes.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But then again, Nin liked popcorn, and so didn't care whether or not Eof was messing with him.

[NameIess]

So he told his apprentice to gather popcorn from the trees of Tropeland, where the rivers run blue by starlight.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

His apprentice went to gather popcorn from the trees of Tropeland, where the rivers run blue by starlight.

Unfortunately, all of the popcorn was not yet popped, and his apprentice didn't know how to pop popcorn.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So he brought it back to Nin, because Nin could pop popcorn with his R.C.M.K.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Grond started groaning as he was resurrected by Rond's twin brother's son, Chan Ree. Grond started screaming randomly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Somepeople started screaming randomly, too.

[NameIess]

A bunch of Rond clones screamed too.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

All of the screaming annoyed Eof.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So he gave everyone who screamed a weakness to popcorn.

[NameIess]

It was at this moment that Nin walked in, holding a bowl of the greatest popcorn ever known.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

None could resist the irresistable savory sweetness. And all who screamed sampled some. They promptly exploded.

[NameIess]

It made quite a mess. And was all according to Eof’s master plan.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As was everything.

[NameIess]

For the plan was everything. And all things were ever and always according to that most perfect of plans.