The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar stole the infinity gauntlet and brought everyone back. then he started singing, "and ol' eeeensiiiignnnnn!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm idly wondered what an eeeensiiiignnnnn was.

[NameIess]

Everyone else was too busy throwing rotten tomatoes at Thaidakar to care.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar caught them and fried them in flour and oil.

[NameIess]

They smelled awful.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And contained far too much fat.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sold them to a wandering tradesman.

Meanwhile, Mr Forkle walked into TLT.

[NameIess]

He was immediately traumatized by a wandering insanity Wizard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard came and helped the wandering insainty Wizard.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle was disappointed in the fact that she missed the party.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Rabbit came along and joined the two wizards. It was fun.

[NameIess]

This doomed everyone.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mushroom the Mushroom man came and started playing a piano that was about to explode. he was a wizard at the piano and the greatest piano player in TLT. his songs were legendary.

[NameIess]

The TLT immigrations office was really starting to get angry at Thaidakar for making them so much work.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Everyone was mad at Thaidakar, and had been for like 25 pages, apparently. The narrators kept messing with him, and the Cellist was unsure why.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Samanth Vacker and the Quarkbeast were irritated that they had missed the 2000 page party. The Stormwarden had attended in disguise, keeping eyes on people of import.

[NameIess]

He'd missed the most important person of all.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He'd missed seeing Eof.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Everyone else knew of him. The man, the myth, the legend...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

As he had been watching everyone at the party, that would be pretty hard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Scott Sterling!!!!!!!!!!" Belatedly yelled a random person in the crowd.

Edited August 4, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

10 minutes ago, That1Cellist said:

Everyone was mad at Thaidakar, and had been for like 25 pages, apparently. The narrators kept messing with him, and the Cellist was unsure why.

Thaidakar shrugged, "it's a long story."

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist listened to Thaidakar, but he was mostly foucused on the fact that Scott Sterling had appeared.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Scott Sterling was hit in the head with five tennis balls.

[That1Cellist he/him]

He was used to it at this point, and so was not fazed in the slightest.