The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Guest]

*You all hear a faint, "Have fun!"*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A crazy man appears with a Light BowGun and goes "Ah crap it was supposed to only be one."

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

The Bookwyrm noticed that a coherent, relevant plot was starting again.

lmao NOPE.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Somepeople was confused, so he screamed.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

29 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

The Bookwyrm noticed that a coherent, relevant plot was starting again.

 

27 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Coherence and relvance never go with TLT" observes Wizard for it shall degerate into chaos at the end.

It was partly true and partly false, as a relevant and coherent plot had been going for the last 200 pages, and there had been many more coherent plotlines before page 1500.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

When wandering around TLT, you can find coherent plots (or at least partially coherent ones) that exist for a few dozen pages or so. I think the current plot is just coming in and out of the flood of randomness.

A giant glob of tuna smoothie hit the crazy man with the Light BowGun on the head.

Edit: It's also weird that pages are a unit of time in TLT.

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

we don't have another unit of time, every 12 is about a day in realtime.

TOWWACBob vanished all of the monsters.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But that did not work as they were Fatalis.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar wondered if it was time, if it was time to end his character arc once and for all, it would be fitting.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

TOWWACBob sighed, then bent time so that the Fatalis were now at the end of the universe.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The crazy man wondered how he was going to hunt them now as he only had 50 minutes to hunt them and couldn't wait that long.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

18 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

When wandering around TLT, you can find coherent plots (or at least partially coherent ones) that exist for a few dozen pages or so. I think the current plot is just coming in and out of the flood of randomness.

A giant glob of tuna smoothie hit the crazy man with the Light BowGun on the head.

Edit: It's also weird that pages are a unit of time in TLT.

The Witherlord plot and stuff has been going pretty solidly for exactly 223 pages, so would that make it the longest going plotline? Smaller parts like Unintelligible's quest and Doomie and Thaidakar's battle and city n stuff only went on for about, yeah, 12, but I know that in the early days of TLT, like, pages 600 to 1000, there were a lot of other Narrators who made coherent plotlines work for a while.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The crazy man decided to stay as a hire on hunter as he was tired of Kamura and wanted new sights.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This was understandable. Fuzzy wanted to hire the crazy man to kill Fluffy for her, because she was not capable of murdering people, being fuzzy and all.

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence

[+Doomstick he/him]

She was, however capable of manslaughter

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which was very difficult to pull off on purpose.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Very well where is fluffy that I may cut them down?" Asked the slightly less crazy man.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Fluffy is in that building right over there." Fuzzy pointed to Fort Knox. "What do you require as payment?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I require the ULTIMATE armor and LBG."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The skiens are relevant, too. Also TOWWACBob. Wizard, that was not canon

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fuzzy was confused by the non-bold post.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I require the ULTIMATE armor and LBG."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

30 minutes ago, Sequence said:

so would that make it the longest going plotline?

Mayby. Probably, considering most plots in TLT can't last very long. Good job getting one to survive this long in the flood of chaos!

TLT is too long, though and I don't have time to go looking for coherent plots, so I can't really confirm or deny it.

Seriously, someone brave should try to compile the entire thing into one document.

12 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Also TOWWACBob

Where did TOWWACBob come from, anyway?

Bookwyrm was bored, so he tried summoning his Narrator Blade.

And he SUCCEEDED!

It was a really cool sword. As all Narrator Blades should be.

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Where did TOWWACBob come from, anyway?

that is between me, @xinoehp512, and you all when the nameless end finally destroys the world.                                                                                                                                       We come, echoed a voice, reminiscent of the skiens.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

6 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm was bored, so he tried summoning his Narrator Blade.

And he SUCCEEDED!

It was a really cool sword. As all Narrator Blades should be.

Sequence clapped, then looked at her hand. "Hmm. How do you summon a Narrationblade?"

7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"I require the ULTIMATE armor and LBG."

"Wat?" Fuzzy asked, confuzzled. "Um, I have candy! Do you take candy as payment?"