The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt started the machine as it was going to take years to get to completion and it would release a plot point against the narrators each day using the capturred narrator.

[NameIess]

This was very sad.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

3 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Ir was very sad.

Bookwyrm wondered why Ir was sad.

[NameIess]

Ir was sad because of his terrible childhood.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was a depressing story.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It had started on page 1,250 

[NameIess]

It had begun with his parent's death.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

His parents had been corporate spies skilled in Extracting information from people's dreams, like in Inception.

[NameIess]

Only they were hilariously bad at it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar ranted about something completely random.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Something Completely Random was one of Ir's parents.

Ir's full name was Ir Totally Random.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was very sad.

[NameIess]

It was, in fact, 75% sadder than anything else Ir had ever heard of.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"Sadder, in fact, than Nameless' social life."

Edited May 13, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"O-O."

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence
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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar snickered. Mythos slapped Thaidakar.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm wondered where Mythos came from.

[NameIess]

Moni came to a sudden realization. "Hey, 655! We found X!"

@xinoehp512

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos had been there for a long time, he had been there for a hundred or more pages. 

[NameIess]

This was unfortunate, because Mythos was the reason that Ir's parents had died.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"another one?" asked Mythos, "how many people have I killed without me knowing?"

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged. "Ask one of the Ronds. I don't know." He coughed. "Over a hundred."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar paused, "wait, you cloned by best friend/nemesis who happens to be dead?"

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Moni came to a sudden realization. "Hey, 655! We found X!"

@xinoehp512

655 started. "Wait, what? When?"

On an unrelated note (and for reference), this is my 5983rd post on TLT.

[NameIess]

"Best friend/nemesis? Rond was neither of those things, but yeah. Decent scientist."

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

655 started. "Wait, what? When?"

"A while ago, but you weren't around. And the consultants kidnapped me. Long story. Anyways, we found X! Turns out that the survey is actually X, or the remnants of him."