The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt realized that he had no way to escape the falling moon.

Whoops, he thought. I'd better get out of here!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Butt was also not a Narrator, surprisingly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt, realizing he didn't have any narrator powers to escape the falling moon, was very sad.

So he hired a consultant.

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

but he was the one of the oldest characters, so he had picked up some tricks

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

That was how he hired a consultant. With his special tricks.

Butt's consultant was, of course...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

His cousin Add Venture.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Add Venture was a metalborn.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

They hired a Ghandeflaffle as well as a consultant.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm wondered what a Ghanderflaffle was.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It is a creature that is stranger than a chull.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

No one was sure what Ghanderflaffles were, except they slithered, exploded, had arms, scales, feathers, hair, and made great bacon cheeseburgers. They had a continually rising and falling empire.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Meanwhile, the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

And Butt's consultant was secretly the emperor.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This emperor was crafty and found a way to summon the four giants.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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No one was sure what Ghanderflaffles were, except they slithered, exploded, had arms, scales, feathers, hair, and made great bacon cheeseburgers. They had a continually rising and falling empire.

Unfortunately, this was mostly false. Ghanderflaffles were simply an undefined noun from the third post of page 5.

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence
i goofed up good with this post xd

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The four giants, summoned by the Ghanderflaffle emperor, stopped the moon and saved Butt.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone in the town cheered.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Unfortunately, this was mostly false. Ghanderflaffles were simply an undefined noun from the third post of page 5.

It's as accurate as I can make it, given my reading here.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

It's as accurate as I can make it, given my reading here.

Ghandeflaffles were described as many things, but Ghanderflaffle is apparently a noun, a verb, and an adjective. Therefore, it could have no physical form because of reasons.

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Their empire disagrees.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Because it was still rising.

For some reason I always imagined them as weird hairy winged snakes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 4/28/2018 at 3:08 PM, MacThorstenson said:

The ghanderflaffle ghanderflaffle ghanderflaffle's down the alley.

Its now a noun adjective and verb.

The Ghanderflaffle empire was known for disagreeing with agreeable things, apparently.

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Yes, but this was not what it had disagreed with. The noun has a physical form.

Smurf Smurf Smurf

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

While the narrators argued about Ghanderflaffles, Butt snuck away to a place.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Yes, but this was not what it had disagreed with. The noun has a physical form.

Smurf Smurf Smurf

Ah of course. Whoever was writing this text at the moment it was written apologized.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

That place happened to be the cinema, again.