The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Ghanderflaffle empire accepted the appology, then attacked Butt.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which was very sad, as he was simply enjoying the cinema.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt tried to scare the Ghanderflaffles away by turning up the volume of the movie as loud as it could go.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This only strengthened them, and attacked with renewed vigor.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt didn't know what to do. He had nothing left at all.

So he gave the Ghanderflaffles some popcorn.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

For the Ghanderflaffles loved the movie. The movie was...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Raya and the Last Dragon

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Ghanderflaffles took the popcorn, started watching, and left Butt alone.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Life was good.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

For the Ghanderflaffles but Butt was still sad and looking for revenge.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So he hired Tom Joebob.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Lift stole all of the Ghanderflaffles popcorn

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They wanted to chase Lift, but the movie was still going.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Lift accidentally tripped over the power cord, causing the entire place to go dark.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I was just reading back at page 1516, and when you guys replied, I got this notification:

Spoiler

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It's funny when that happens

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Ghanderflaffles Ghanderflaffled in rage and chased after Lift.

Edit: The Ghanderflaffles are now Ghanderflaffling.

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

ghanderflaffled. they ghanderflaffled in rage.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then did what he should have done a long time ago, he contacted the mimes on his cellphone, "yeah, this is Narrator Thaidakar. If the witherlord is x's avatar, and they just have a bunch of powers, would it be possible to trade a life for their life? or let's say connect their life to mine? so if I die, they die, or other way around?"

@xinoehp512

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar then did what he should have done a long time ago, he contacted the mimes on his cellphone, "yeah, this is Narrator Thaidakar. If the witherlord is x's avatar, and they just have a bunch of powers, would it be possible to trade a life for their life? or let's say connect their life to mine? so if I die, they die, or other way around?"

@xinoehp512

"Why would either of you do that?" Sequence asked. "That doesn't sound like a very good deal."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

"Why would either of you do that?" Sequence asked. "That doesn't sound like a very good deal."

"no, it's the perfect deal" said Thaidakar grimly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Bookwyrm noticed that a coherent, relevant plot was starting again.

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Coherence and relvance never go with TLT" observes Wizard for it shall degerate into chaos at the end.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

As if to emphasize Wizard's point, it began raining tuna smoothie.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As well to fulfill @Blake Hawklow's wish 98 fatalises were transported into TLT.