The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Wizard asked @The Bookwyrm if he could join him.

The Bookwyrm agreed, and the two set off.

The first thing they encountered was...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Witherlord will not allow themselves to die if they do not wish it.

The number of posts I've made on TLT.

ah. cool!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

The Bookwyrm agreed, and the two set off.

The first thing they encountered was...

THE INFAMOUS GATE OF ETERNAL BEAN WATER!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

To cross this they would have to find the bean that was never found as even the great Butt Venture failed to find the bean.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm was daunted. That bean quest was in the ancient history of TLT, and he didn't know if they would ever find the Bean that was Never Found.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar sighed, "would mordite work?"

The Witherlord has power over mordite. Attempt to wield it against him, and you will find it turned against you.

2 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Oooo you're approaching 6000!

Indeed.  The number is so that I don't lose count. 5998.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

The Witherlord has power over mordite. Attempt to wield it against him, and you will find it turned against you.

Indeed.  The number is so that I don't lose count. 5998.

"is there an anti mordite? the opposite?"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But then, Found the Kitten found the Bean That Was Never Found in the fourth dimension. He brought it to Bookwyrm and Wizard.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The pulse sounded again. and again. It came faster and faster, until there was just a low buzzing noise.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm used the BTWNF to open the Infamous Gate of Eternal Bean Water.

(BTWNF=Bean That Was Never Found.)

Edited May 13, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Thank you found," said Wizard. Now we just have to put the bean in with a sprinkle of dragon pee and we are all set.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Witherlord has power over mordite. Attempt to wield it against him, and you will find it turned against you.

"Anything that could destroy the Witherlord besides Mordite?" Everyone, who was standing nearby, asked.

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

The pulse sounded again. and again. It came faster and faster, until there was just a low buzzing noise.

Fuzzy hid behind the rock, sobbing and screaming at the same time. SHE HATED THIS.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

Fuzzy hid behind the rock, sobbing and screaming at the same time. SHE HATED THIS.

"Do not worry Fuzzy we are going to find out what it is"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm disappeared in a fluctuation in TLT.

"Sorry!" he said as he vanished. "You'll have to continue the quest without me..."

Because I have to go do something in real life.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"Anything that could destroy the Witherlord besides Mordite?" Everyone, who was standing nearby, asked.

 

9 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"is there an anti mordite? the opposite?"

"The anti-mordite is luxite," the Wanderer answered. "There's none of it left in existence, though- and no way of making more of it either."

Edited May 13, 2022 by xinoehp512

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

 

"The anti-mordite is luxite," the Wanderer answered. "There's none of it left in existence, though."

Thaidakar nodded, "now if only there was something that could transfer something into it's opposite"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

11 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar nodded, "now if only there was something that could transfer something into it's opposite"

"I mean, Nameless's converter technically does, but its not efficient enough to produce a meaningful quantity. With the luxsprites gone..."

Oops, overshot anyways.  6000 posts!!

Edited May 13, 2022 by xinoehp512

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"I mean, Nameless's converter technically does, but its not efficient enough to produce a meaningful quantity. With the luxsprites gone..."

"what about a time machine or an uno reverse card?"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

 

"The anti-mordite is luxite," the Wanderer answered. "There's none of it left in existence, though- and no way of making more of it either."

as far as you know

Samanth appeared. "The Skiens could do it."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"what about a time machine or an uno reverse card?"

"Or maybe resurrecting a Luxsprite? That's possible right?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"what about a time machine or an uno reverse card?"

"A reverse card doesn't operate at a high enough level to be effective. The only luxsprite you could access even with a time machine would be Xinoehp- and you wouldn't be able to bring him back."

3 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

as far as you know

Samanth appeared. "The Skiens could do it."

 

As far as the mimes know, and they know practically everything.

Theoretically, this was true; however, the skeins lacked the expertise necessary to perform transmutation.

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"Or maybe resurrecting a Luxsprite? That's possible right?"

"You mean, one of the Fallen?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"A reverse card doesn't operate at a high enough level to be effective. The only luxsprite you could access even with a time machine would be Xinoehp- and you wouldn't be able to bring him back."

Thaidakar sighed, "is there a cool way I could sacrifice myself to save the universe available?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I seem to have overshot 6000 posts by mistake.

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar sighed, "is there a cool way I could sacrifice myself to save the universe available?"

If there was one, Thaidakar would have to find it for himself.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"A reverse card doesn't operate at a high enough level to be effective. The only luxsprite you could access even with a time machine would be Xinoehp- and you wouldn't be able to bring him back."

As far as the mimes know, and they know practically everything.

Theoretically, this was true; however, the skeins lacked the expertise necessary to perform transmutation.

"You mean, one of the Fallen?"

"Despite my power, I know almost nothing before page 1500 besides a few snippets, so just answer me, is it possible to bring back a Luxsprite that is capable of making Luxite?"

Edited May 13, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

I seem to have overshot 6000 posts by mistake.

If there was one, Thaidakar would have to find it for himself.

Thaidakar sighed.