The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Bill was mobbed by Ghanderflaffle cultists as soon as he got within 10 kilometers of Jasnah.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Bill was actually a cloud of molasses vapor.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Not a figment - those only existed in the Cytoverse.

[NameIess]

But that was irrelevant. BECAUSE IT WAS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

(That was also irrelevant, as Christmas wasn’t a thing in the cosmere.)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Chrismas, however, was.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Crismas was not to be confused with Khrissmas, another such Cosmere holiday.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Khrissmas was only celebrated in Silverlight.

[NameIess]

Nameless clapped his hands, and all of TLT was decorated for Christmas in an instant.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene stole a candy cane off the wall and ate it like a gremlin. 

[NameIess]

A gremlin stole a candy cane off the wall and ate it like an Ene.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Ash wandered in, lost, and took a candy cane as well.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The entire Candy Cane population began to scream to the tune of Jingle Bells.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Robin started eating them.

Edited December 25, 2021 by Robin Hatter

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed at Robin's use of non-bold text.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Robin screamed, and quickly edited. (And continued to eat candy canes.)

Edited December 26, 2021 by Robin Hatter

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Candy Canes screamed as their friends and families were eaten alive by Robin.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

It was a Candy Cane massacre.

Edited December 26, 2021 by Robin Hatter

[+Doomstick he/him]

The candy canes then hired a consultant 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Who was run over by a Mandra on the way to the Cane's residence. 

[AonEne he/him]

For it was the day of the mandra race! 

[NameIess]

The racers lined up at the starting line. Uncle Brandy pulled out his microphone and prepared to commentate. Nameless ate popcorn extremely loudly while sitting right behind Ene.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick stole Nameless’ popcorn very sneakily

[NameIess]

Nameless didn't notice and began happily munching on his own fingers even more loudly.

[AonEne he/him]

15 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless ate popcorn extremely loudly while sitting right behind Ene.

What did I ever do to you XD 

Ene got up and sat somewhere else just in time for the race to begin. 

"And off we go," hollered Brandy.