The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

The death was an explosion. 

[dannnex male]

A metaphorical explosion. 

[AonEne he/him]

And a literal implosion. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

and a metaphorical plosion

[AonEne he/him]

And an explosive metaphor. 

[Mortals]

The explosion was art

[AonEne he/him]

as all things usually are. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With time.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then, out of nowhere, Hoid came swooping down from the sky, and

[Bridge-Four he/him]

started playing his flute.

[Mortals]

...on a far away planet

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Whilst flying a kite.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Who lives in a gemstone under the sea?” He chanted. “NERAGOUL! NERAGOUL!”

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Quote

That was funnier than I expected.

"Storm you, fool!" Mraize cursed, unintentionally carrying the chant on.  

Edited April 20, 2021 by Bridge-Four

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Then you say “This story is now in second person.”

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Then you go to the bank, hold a pistol in your hands and you tell the woman at the front desk in a low voice, growling "I am STICK."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

She gives you a bridge four salute and says "One sec, I'll go get the money."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Here @Bridge-Four - your rank now matches your username. You're welcome.

Edited April 20, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Bridge-Four he/him]

9 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Here @Bridge-Four - your rank now matches your username. You're welcome.

Haha, thanks a ton. (If you want I can ask one of the Bridgemen to make you a squire...)

[+Doomstick he/him]

all the bank had were normal marbles

[Bridge-Four he/him]

"Marbles?!" you say as you slam your hand on the table in front of you "I want spheres, before you say they are the same. They are NOT, because....

[+Doomstick he/him]

baboons make them!"

[Bridge-Four he/him]

The woman in front of you looked aghast "H-how did you know?!"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, Hoid

(If you are at a loss for what to say, "Suddenly, Hoid" works well)

Edited April 20, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Bridge-Four he/him]

starts playing the flute again while flying with his kite.