The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bejarden he/him]

And so did the superintendent 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Causing intelligence to drain out a hole in the floor.

[AonEne he/him]

However, this was irrelevant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because a new line of cheese-flavored cookies was coming out!

[AonEne he/him]

They were even on sale!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was incredible, since they hadn't even received a list price yet!

[AonEne he/him]

Everyone lined up to buy them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As in, they drew lots of lines.

[Mortals]

And dots which caused much division.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Increasing parallelism.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and perpendicularism

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was done in no time.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because the thyme was missing

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It needed to be found.

[+Doomstick he/him]

otherwise the stock would be bland

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So the Thyme Knights were formed.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they bore swords made of tarragon and shields of bay leaves

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And armor of basil.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they did not know where to start

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they went to Square One.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and back to the Drawing Board

[Silva]

They soon discovered that they lacked any writing utensils.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but they had a deck of cards

[Mortals]

And the missing thyme

[AonEne he/him]

Ene's DND character poked her head in and asked hopefully if they wanted to play cards.