The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Technovore he/him]

This ultimately proved to be irrelevant however...

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because of Butt Venture's joyous return!

[The Technovore he/him]

He returned from the defunct HEALTAH story arc! He finally figured out that HEALTAH...

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was the secret name of Uncle Brandy

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he'd forgotten why this information had been important.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It had once been his code name in a secret society.

Edited March 9, 2021 by Shard of Reading

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the secret society had become so secret reality had forgotten its existence.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It was a conundrum.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Victor played a rimshot on the portal drum.

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he shot someone's glasses

[AonEne he/him]

But the Ghanderflaffle Empire Uncle Brandy's secret society was rising! 

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not physically though

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But spiritually.

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spiritual yeast were weird

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But essential to breadmonks.

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they were spiritually overproofed

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So the breadmonks ascended to fix it.

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to the Shard of Gas

[AonEne he/him]

which had the magic system Fartomancy. 

I don't love fart jokes most of the time, but I can't resist a callback. 

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Butt Venture was the Shard of Gas's champion

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was up against the Shard of Liquid's champion.

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Dr. Who Octopus

[AonEne he/him]

who was garbed in his finest clothes. 

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Octopus clothes were weird

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was a trap, for it was secretly Uncle Brandy in disguise!