The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

the zebra thing promptly toppled over

[NameIess]

Off of a cliff.

[Condensation she/her]

Treble sobbed. "No!"

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was a very short cliff

[Condensation she/her]

But the zebra thing broke one of its hooves.

[NameIess]

And there was lava at the bottom.

Edited October 23, 2020 by Nameless

[+Doomstick he/him]

of the hoof

[Condensation she/her]

So the zebra thing broke one of its hooves on the lava, which had hardened.

[NameIess]

Time seemed to slow down, which was why the zebra had time to contemplate the broken hoof before it caught on fire.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Then it began raining piranhas. 

[NameIess]

As the universe sought retribution for the wrongs done to the zebra thing.

[Mist she/her]

The zebra thing had been precious. When T heard about it, she bent over and sobbed.

[NameIess]

Nameless wasn't very attached to it.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Meanwhile, the gods of karma from page 764 were building an empire.

[NameIess]

But first, they had to defeat the rising Ghanderflaffle empire.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The Ghanderflaffle empire was a new type of bread in a local bakery. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

9 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

The unicorn attempted the shoulder touch. “Hey.”

This post has not received enough credit. I could literally hear it in my mind Jaywalk .

They contained extreme amounts of yeast, for maximum rising. That much power could not be left in the hands of those breads.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

So the breads read the book of the dead, dreading bedtime and being led to Fred.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who was reanimated!

[+Doomstick he/him]

(Fred was no longer dead)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

To great rejoicing!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

But who was this "Fred"?

[+Doomstick he/him]

Fred was Butt Venture in disguise!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The immortal Venture!

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was so powerful, he was the only being ever to have the title of Charrator!