The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

Their lives for the world. Was that a cost they were willing to pay?

The giant weapon was about to burst into flames. 

Edited October 22, 2020 by Mist
Flame on!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The head scientist made a decision.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

He chose the third option of P.I.C.K.L.E.

[Condensation she/her]

Which was to smile widely then fall asleep.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The illogic of this decision broke the universe, saving the world.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

but also, destroying the universe in which the world resided in, and so the earth was saved for a brief period of time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

About a million years.

[Condensation she/her]

In which everyone got enough time to live and love.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

and eventually, someone named ElephantEarWax made a thread.

(so, everything that happened, happened in the past from now?)

[dannnex male]

But not really, as due to *blablablabla* Relativity *blabla* Science *blablabla* frame of reference *blablabla*, so, in conclusion, 1 million years was actually only a few seconds. 

Edited October 22, 2020 by Danex

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Only to Danex, though, for being a snark.

[Mist she/her]

The rest of the world saw it as much longer, nearly infinite. 

[dannnex male]

“That’s not even a word!” exclaimed Danex, the wondrously attractive, charismatic, intelligent, and humble Narrator. 

[Mist she/her]

Narrator was amused at the large number of descriptors that Danex had used. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar, however, was merely annoyed.

"Snark's a word," he rebutted.

Edited October 22, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Mist she/her]

T agreed. "I looked it up in an online dictionary."

[Condensation she/her]

[censored] agreed as well. "I looked it up in my dictionary."

[dannnex male]

“Well, yah, it’s a word, but it’s a word that makes no sense in this context!” continued Dannnex, the best narrator. “It either means an imaginary bird, or a snide comment. I am neither a bird, nor a comment, so it doesn’t even made sense!” 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Nothing makes sense here," said X's avatar bitterly.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Nothing makes sense here," said X's avatar bitterly.

"That's true," admitted [censored].

[Mist she/her]

10 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Only to Danex, though, for being a snark.

In this case, it's used as a noun, and defined as an attitude, so it is used oddly. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar sighed. "What she said."

[Condensation she/her]

[censored] smiled. "I'm really excited!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was not excited.

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

X's avatar was not excited.

[censored] noticed and asked why not.