The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

He Narrated Chairs.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

The only beings so powerful that normal Narrators couldn't affect them!

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

Due to the amount of people who touch them with the greatest power channeler of all 

[Mist she/her]

Narrators had to *gasp* pull up their own chairs.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

20 minutes ago, Mist said:

Narrators had to *gasp* pull up their own chairs.

I was kinda hin-- oh nevermind

This caused a great deal of unrest among the Narrating communities

[Turtle they/them]

So then most of the people belonging to the narrating community’s turned to the flannel cult.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they were a dangerous foe, and Butt Venture was their greatest ally against them.

[Turtle they/them]

The flannel cult vowed to always wear flannel 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But there was a problem.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The Flannel market had gone out of business years ago.

[Condensation she/her]

17 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said:

I was kinda hin-- oh nevermind

This caused a great deal of unrest among the Narrating communities

So they had to create a new Flannel market.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

From the ground up.

[Condensation she/her]

It was actually really easy.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Because gravity was reversed.

[NameIess]

The hard part was killing phantoms, who loved eating flannel.

[Condensation she/her]

Kalad's Phantoms, to be exact.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

the kalads phantoms were to become the exacts

[Condensation she/her]

[censored] was confused at that sentence.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

only as confused as an awakened glazed turducken though...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was, surprisingly, not that confused.

[Condensation she/her]

It was mildly confused at how it had gotten glazed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it knew perfectly what it itself was.

[Condensation she/her]

It was a sentient awakened glazed turducken!

[NameIess]

And it was Ninth Heightening!

[Condensation she/her]

Its objective was to...