The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar didn't say anything.

[Experience he/him]

An awkward silence ensued.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As Butt Venture attempted some party tricks.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody face-palmed and looked away from X's avatar, then looked back, and finally looked away and walked over to Bu** Venture to show him how it was done.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Drama rode by on her ostrich again.

[NameIess]

Nameless broke the awkward silence by grabbing Melody and X and dragging them over to a large flat pad of concrete where he began forcing them to begin learning to ride a unicycle.

Edited August 26, 2020 by Nameless

[Jaywalk he/him]

Censorship made Butt feel sad.

[Mat he/him]

So Reg gave him citizenship instead.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid sobbed again, seeing the ostrich and remembering Mr. Ostrich.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was, of course, a natural at riding a unicycle.

Edited August 26, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Nameless broke the awkward silence by grabbing Melody and X and dragging them over to a large flat pad of concrete where he began forcing them to begin learning to ride a unicycle.

Melody grasps the concept fast and is quickly pedaling around the concrete.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar smiles. He is enjoying this.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger tried to ride the unicycle, but seeing as his similtaneously had and didn’t have a wheel, it was rather difficult.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It averaged out to about half a wheel.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Which, on average, was about as useful as none of a wheel.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Schrodinger was resourceful.

[Condensation she/her]

So Schrodinger stole Regnidorhcs's half a wheel and made a whole wheel for himself.

[Ashbringer he/him]

... And lended Reg his summonable biplane in the meantime.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Regnidorhcs gave up on unicycling.

[Condensation she/her]

And flew a biplane instead.

Then, Melody's wheel was stolen by a gremlin, who ran off into the Hundred-Acre Wood.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar chased after it.

[Ashbringer he/him]

“Er, is X’s Avatar rich?” Schrodinger wondered.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X wondered what the relative affluence of his avatar had anything to do with the recovery of Melody's wheel.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody chased after X's avatar, who was chasing her wheel.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar reached out with the winds and snatched the wheel from the gremlin's hands.

Edited August 26, 2020 by xinoehp512