The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was surprisingly effective.

[Condensation she/her]

And the monster turned around and lumbered further into the maze. As Melody stood up and began to walk out of the dead end, another wall came into existence, blocking her. It closed the dead end, and made it impossible for Melody to escape, since all of the walls went up to the ceiling, which, along with the floor, was made of granite.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The floor was very annoyed at being taken for granite.

[Condensation she/her]

At which Melody laughed, because it was actually obsidian. Being closed in and having no way to escape, Melody sat down to try and 'find her friends within her heart', or whatever that old man had said.

[Mat he/him]

So she called a surgeon.

[Condensation she/her]

The surgeon was unable to reach her, because she was in a room made of stone and brick.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so Butt came back

[Condensation she/her]

Who's Bu** again?

Melody sat cross legged and began to meditate. Maybe it would help.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As she did so, memories of her friends began to drift across her subconscious.

[Condensation she/her]

I have no idea how to go about this, so go ahead, xino.

[Mat he/him]

7 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Who's Bu** again?

Butt Venture: The only really recurring character in this thing. Don't ask me, but I'm decently sure you can find him on almost every page in the like 300-500 range of this thread, and beyond.

[Condensation she/her]

Okay. What's he supposed to do?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And then became reality!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Butt Venture: The only really recurring character in this thing. Don't ask me, but I'm decently sure you can find him on almost every page in the like 300-500 range of this thread, and beyond.

Pages 300-500 are heavy in plot, actually.  He was more important at the dawn of TLT. Pages 1-250 or so.

[Emi she/her]

9 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Who's Bu** again?

Is it a bad word, that you censored it?

[Mat he/him]

Suddenly Melody was surrounded by X's Avatar, Schrodinger, Reg, Vapid, and many more that Author M has forgotten.

[Condensation she/her]

38 minutes ago, Emi said:

Is it a bad word, that you censored it?

I don't want to say it.

36 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Suddenly Melody was surrounded by X's Avatar, Schrodinger, Reg, Vapid, and many more that Author M has forgotten.

"Guys!" she yelled, leaping to her feet. As she did, the walls fell away and she could see a straight corridor with an open door at the end.

[Experience he/him]

The door closed.

[Condensation she/her]

And another door opened. Melody ran down the hall, and, reaching the door, turned and beckoned the rest of her friends.

[Experience he/him]

When she turned back around, the door had closed. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But X's avatar was using wind to shred it to shreds.

[Experience he/him]

Sadly, this did nothing because the door was made of air. 

[Condensation she/her]

So Melody just walked right through the door, pulling X's avatar with her.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was slightly discomfited by the contact. Nobody had ever touched him before.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody burst into the sunlight on the other side of the door and sighed happily as she felt it on her skin. "Come on, everyone! It's so nice out here!" She looked down at her hand, which was still gripping X's avatar's wrist, and blushed, embarrassed, as she let go. "Sorry, it was a reflex. If you don't want me to again, just say so, and I won't."