The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"That depends," said the man. "How did you get in?"

[Condensation she/her]

"I think I just wandered in from the hallway. The maze feels like it's changing behind me. Is it magic?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Of course," said the old man, peering over his glasses. "Hm, I see. It might take you a while to get out, I'm afraid."

[Condensation she/her]

Oh, he has glasses. Okay!

"Why? I need to find my friends, they disappeared into alternate universes and I have no idea what could be happening to them!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Yes..." said the old man, closing his eyes. "You will not be able to leave until you find them."

[Condensation she/her]

"How? Can you help me?"

[Jaywalk he/him]

The remaining llamas in the universe assembled a team to take down Author F and restore their once great population.

[Vapor she/her]

But Author V told them to stop.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

11 hours ago, Condensation said:

"How? Can you help me?"

"You must find them within yourself," said the old man cryptically.

[Jaywalk he/him]

2 hours ago, Vapor said:

But Author V told them to stop.

They gave Author V the nickname of Vanos.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And drew a mustache on him. :{

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then they pushed him down the stairs.

[NameIess]

Then he landed on his hands, did a backflip, and broke they's neck.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For this, he was arrested.

[NameIess]

And sentenced to death by stern talking-to.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he was immune.

[NameIess]

So they gave him a sterner talking-to.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He began to waver.

[Mat he/him]

And at last a sternest talking-to

[Vapor she/her]

Author V apologized.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And perished.

[Vapor she/her]

Till the end of time

[NameIess]

Which was pretty short, as Time's cape (named time) was very short as well.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He was revived by an old woman living in a run down cottage.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Who had braided meat-eating plants into her hair.