The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Nameless walked over to X. "She's gone then? All right. I guess we'll continue this in the land of dreams, then. You start narrating there, I'm going to... make sure that Melody doesn't come back." He looked at X, and though his posture was normal, his eyes were tired. More tired than X had ever seen them.

 

This is my way of saying you need to post on TST first, I've got the last post there.

X's avatar stared into the distance.

"We aren't leaving," he said. "We can't."

55 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Melody woke up with a gasp in the physical world, her positive spirit restored. "Wait. Where are the others?" She saw the bodies on the ground and burst out crying. "What--what happened? Why are they d--dead?"

 

X regrettably informed her that his avatar was indeed dead.

Edited August 12, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Condensation she/her]

"Well, how do you get a new one? Can you get out of the Land of Dreams and make or find another?" Melody asked hopefully.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

X's avatar stared into the distance.

"We aren't leaving," he said. "We can't."

Okay, but this is still a dream. We should continue this in TST. Also... I have something planned, and I don't want to double post.

[Condensation she/her]

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Here you go, Nameless! Please, don't leave me behind here for The Shortest Thread! 

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A beanstalk challenged another beanstalk to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

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Here you go, Nameless! Please, don't leave me behind here for The Shortest Thread! 

 

I need someone to post on TST. I'm not planning on leaving TLT alone though, don't worry.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Condensation said:

"Well, how do you get a new one? Can you get out of the Land of Dreams and make or find another?" Melody asked hopefully.

X responded that he could make another, but that it might take a little while.

[Vapor she/her]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

X's avatar gasped. "You did what?"

"I stabbed myself," Vapid said nonchalantly. "First in the spleen, then in the nose, then in the sandwich, then in the heart and spleen."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Vapor said:

"I stabbed myself," Vapid said nonchalantly. "First in the spleen, then in the nose, then in the sandwich, then in the heart and spleen."

Quick time reverse....

X's avatar reached out a hand to Vapid... and passed straight through her. He sighed in relief.

"Well, you aren't dead yet." he said.

--

In the waking world, X revived Vapid, healing her injuries. And her sandwich.

Edited August 12, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid strolled into the spotlight.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On the stage of life.

[Mat he/him]

The audience gasped, shocked that her spleen was still intact.

[Vapor she/her]

Until it wasn't

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The medic grumbled. "Stop exerting yourself so much. You'll tear it open."

[Vapor she/her]

Oops

[Condensation she/her]

You guys are ridiculous. Just going to say.

"Is there anything I can do to help you make a new one? Like gather ingredients or something?"

New quest! New quest! New quest!

[NameIess]

Suddenly, the tip of a sword appeared. It slashed downwards, opening a rift. Out of the rift walked Nameless, with his Sword in hand. He blinked and held up a hand to shield his eyes from the sun.

[Ashbringer he/him]

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Schrodinger and Regnidorhcs said together. "We're simultaneously alive and dead. Are we in this and not in this world of Dreams?"

Schrodinger realized that that plotline had probably been filled already. So he started killing the monsters he'd noticed. Regnidorhcs started trying the minty grass, then noted that Nameless had exited the rift twice, making a second copy.

Sseleman?

Edited August 12, 2020 by Ashbringer

[NameIess]

Nameless turned his head between Schrodinger and Regnidorhcs, confused.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X explained that the plot had left the world of Dreams entirely, and the Nameless now on TLT was, in fact, not the original Nameless.

[NameIess]

Nameless looked at the surrounding people. No, not people, narrators. It had been a long time since he had seen so many gathered in one place like this. "Hi, I'm-" something wasn't quite right. He tried again "Hi, I'm Nameless. Does anyone here know what happened to Nameless? Did he go on a quest? Is he on vacation? is he miss-" Nameless cut off as he saw Nameless' body.

[Mist she/her]

"No! He was a noble soul, and now he's dead, perhaps?"

[Mat he/him]

Regnidorhcs walked over and prodded at Nameless. "Nope. He's asleep."

[Condensation she/her]

"Hi, Nameless!" Melody said. "No, wait, that wasn't quite right, lemme try again. Nameless. Nope. Nameless? That didn't work either. Nameless! Hi, Nameless!"

Goodnight, then, because no one is on. Have good sleep! If someone posts within the next 3 minutes or so, I'll still be on, but otherwise, I'm going to bed. Rephrasation. If no one posts in the next 3 minutes, I won't go to bed for a while longer.

Edited August 12, 2020 by Condensation

[Mat he/him]

Get godmodded:

Nameless sat up, rubbing his head. "Hi guys. I vaguely remember being stepped on by a blue elephant."

Edited August 12, 2020 by Matrim's Dice