The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless grinned reassuringly instead.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I've missed the wish page!!!"

A.C. desperately tries to wish for something, but it fizzles out before him.

Then he remembers that he's a narrator, and can do anything he wants. He summons a medium frosted lemonade, with a nice umbrella poking through the lid. It wasn't as exciting, but at least he got what he wanted.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody readies herself for the quest, pulling on a backpack and a canteen with a strap.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Drama and her ostrich, who she had now named Patrick, are very disappointed to have missed page 1111. They decide to make page 1112 the official wish page instead. Drama then wishes for a good character arc.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody approves and wishes to have all the books she wants to read, including the ones that aren't out yet.

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Hey guys, The Last Post Wins is overtaking you. I mean, they still have like at least 100 pages left, but they are OUT FOR BLOOD figuratively

 

Edited August 1, 2020 by Condensation

[Mist she/her]

We're not out for blood. We're just ... I don't know. 

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger started panicking.

[Condensation she/her]

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Ha ha ha!!! You have joined The Longest Thread, @Mist.

@Vapor

[NameIess]

Nameless finally got off hold. "Yes, hello? This map you sold me, it's in coded dawnchant. yeah, mhm, okay, so... all right. So you don't have any map decoders? Do you know where I could find them? That's part of the quest? *sigh* All right, thanks anyways.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was still panicking.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He also wasn’t panicking.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar pulls out a walking staff and begins to carve the end of it.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody walks over to X's avatar and sticks out a hand. "Hi, I'm Melody, what's your name? That's a cool walking staff, what are you carving? Are you going to use that on the quest? Are you even coming on the quest?"

It won't let me summon people on edits, I think.

@Vapor

Edited August 1, 2020 by Condensation

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar stares at the hand for a couple of seconds before reaching out and shaking it, a little uncertainly.

"I do not have a name," he says. He glances at his staff. "I'm not carving anything in particular... just a pattern I found intriguing. Yes, I am coming. I hope."

[Jaywalk he/him]

A religion was then founded.

[NameIess]

Nameless finished ordering all of the questing supplies on amazon

[Vapor she/her]

16 hours ago, Condensation said:

@Vapor

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pls dont

 

Edited August 1, 2020 by Vapor

[Condensation she/her]

"Yay! It'll be fun to have you there, but I have to call you something." Melody smiles and cocks her head.

[NameIess]

The supplies finally arrived.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody excitedly unpacks them, oohing and aahing over each item.

[Mat he/him]

The items were as follows: A walking stick, seagull repellant, a map of Montana, a hammer, an inflatable rubber spider, and a bouncy ball the size of a grapefruit.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody placed them carefully in her pockets, making sure that each of them would fall out as soon as she moved.

[Mat he/him]

It was genius, really: when she stood the items fell and rolled down the mountain, marking a perfect trail of where she either should or shouldn't go. She couldn't remember which.

[Condensation she/her]

Oh, we're on a mountain? Okay.

However, it meant that all of their supplies were gone, and they had to order more. Melody proceeded to do that, and ordered extras just in case it happened again.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger airdropped in a crate of supplies, but unfortunately the shipment of 100 grapefruit-sized bouncy balls got loose in freefall.