The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Made of ash wood.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger walked over to a wall and flicked on a light switch.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Purple torches flickered to life on the wall.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger decided that something was weird, and decided to sit on the floor and wait for the weird thing to get impatient.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It took a week.

[NameIess]

Then Schrodinger noticed a cat.

[Ashbringer he/him]

It wasn't Lucky.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was dark-furred.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger tentatively reached to pet the cat. "Nice kitty?" he asked.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It purred and lay down on him.

[Ashbringer he/him]

...

Schrodinger decided not to think too much about that sentence and petted the kitten on his lap.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It turned white.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Then translucent. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then green, just because.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then it turned into a chimera.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With red eyes.

[Mat he/him]

And blue teeth

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Schrodinger was disturbed.

[Silva]

But only momentarily.

[Vapor she/her]

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I will join now, I guess. I'm sorry, TLPW

Vapid came in, looking like a flying pineapple so no one recognized her.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Drama welcomed her, riding on her ostrich.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid hid behind her pineapple again

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X welcomed Vapid warmly.

[Silva]

The pineapple turned invisible.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X offered Vapid an invisibility potion.