Wayne Trades!

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

I'll take the birthday.  Here's a postcard of Yellowstone.

[Mat he/him]

Cool! My collection thanks you.

Have this.

[Gears]

In exchange for your lovely Rickroll, I give you this.

[Enter a username]

I am utterly unable to see whatever you wut for the next person, but whatever it is, have an equally invisible carpet.

I have a (highly simplified) truthwatcher glyph: \|/

[Gears]

1 hour ago, Enter a username said:

I am utterly unable to see whatever you wut for the next person, but whatever it is, have an equally invisible carpet.

I have a (highly simplified) truthwatcher glyph: \|/

It's a link to a YouTube video by Tom Scott called "Will YouTube Ever Run Out Of Video IDs?"

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

@Matrim's Dice, you have the honor of being the first person to ever rickroll me.

I see your Truthwatcher glyph and offer three broken pencils.

[Wind he/him]

I offer four broken pencils! Give me the glyph!

[Soulbinder she/her]

I’ll take those four broken pencils and give you four useless pens.

I have an existential crisis. Anyone want it?

[NameIess]

I guess I'll take it. here's a microscope.

I have a partially used first-time experience of The Wheel of Time series.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Good, it will complement mine and make up for my brothers.

I'll trade an Apple iPhone, cored and peeled

[Soulbinder she/her]

My favorite kind! Take an Apple IPhone pie.

I have a Macintosh apple juice, 90% metal 

[Enter a username]

I have a Macintosh apple juice made from 91.04839% metal.

Anyone want this? I think I heard someone call it "sleep."

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Psha. I'm fine I can exist on RoW!

I have a time machine and KoW...

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

@Shard of Reading Give me KoW and you can have your elephant back

Edited April 26, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Nope, sorry, I prefer KoW.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Aww. Any trades for my empty glass of water? (I'm too lazy to go fill it up).

[Voidspawn he/him]

I'll give one of Chiri-Chiri's nose hairs.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

11 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

I'll give one of Chiri-Chiri's nose hairs.

That's a deal! And it's half-full now so *chugs*

[Telrao she/her]

Quote

This thread seems funny, please sing Stayin' Alive with me!

Hmmm... I'll trade my favourite Hotwheel car!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I offer my sanity.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I'm sorry, truly I am, but I only accept things that exist. 

I offer a wig made of pencil shavings.

[Telrao she/her]

Here - I'll give you a plate of uncooked spaghetti for that!

I'm willing to trade my cat.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We offer donuts in exchange for souls.

[Going_North_cal]

Oo take mine i don't want it.

*consumes donuts*

well, I have in my pocket a half used chapstick if anyone wants it.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

My dogs lips were getting sore, i will give you a emoji 

I have a used nuke shell..... I think

 

Edited December 7, 2022 by MangoBoi101
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