Wayne Trades!

[RaeTheRaven]

Here's a used doggy poop bag.

I have a hat

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Here's a cool chicken feather.

I have a Expo marker (It's blue)

[RaeTheRaven]

Here's a blue ribbon.

I have apricot pits

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We have a cat

We have a worldgate

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You can have this half eaten frosted banana.

I have a gelatinous cube.

[Wittles he/him]

I will give you three and a half moldy onions

I have a spooky scary skeleton

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Ooh. Have a copy of Animal Farm by George Orwell.

I've got a 10k lumen flashlight.

[RaeTheRaven]

You can have this pillow case for it.

I have a plaid shirt

[Cinnamon]

hey, nice shirt I have this fancy snuffbox. Wanna trade?

I have three ballpoint pens (groundbreaking technology I should at least get a good hat from this)

[RaeTheRaven]

I don't have a hat, but you can have this mismatched pair of socks. 

I have a pastel purple highlighter. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I have a phone.

I have a broken highlighter.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Not bad. Here's one Airpod.

I have a copy of A Pickle for the Knowing Ones.

[RaeTheRaven]

You can have a pickle for it

I have twenty ants

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We have an ant Farm.

We have several hundred aunts.

[Immortal Platypus]

You can have Kilometers Fiftylives from TLT.

I have a gap in the space-time continuum.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Wow. You can have this Stormlight-powered Realmatic transportation device I found in my basement.

I have an Imperial Star Destroyer.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I have this weird blue crystal I found in this strange metal stick. I'm keeping the stick though.

I have a cucumber gatorade.

[Immortal Platypus]

You can have a petrified frog.

I have a jack-o-lantern but it's made out of a rock

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Oooh! OOOH. I have a collection of watermelon jack-o-lantern's. You can have one of those.

I have an orange mechanical pencil. 0.7.

[RaeTheRaven]

You can have a bag of coco puffs

I have a used teabag

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We have moregano.

We have a reconstituted teabag

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a peeled apple.

I have a Grand Canyon sticker.

[RaeTheRaven]

Here's some sand.

I have a ticket to the cinema

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Meh. Not even worth stealing, but I guess I'll take it. Here's a slip of paper totally signed by John Cena.

I have three white grapes.

[Immortal Platypus]

you get 4 black raisins

I have a 17.5 dollar bill