Wayne Trades!

[RaeTheRaven]

You can have half a grapefruit. 

I have a doll.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a Casio watch that needs a new battery.

I have a Thaylen-language copy of The Lord of the Rings.

Edited February 1, 2023 by phillycheesesteak
Grammar

[RaeTheRaven]

I don't speak Thaylen, but I'll give you this half eaten chocolate covered apple for it.

I have an old aerobics cassette 

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Um. I don't know what that is, so I guess it's unique. I switch it for a red and green apple. Totally not fake.

I have a nerf football. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You can have this Wilson Dart Gun.

I have a broken shard of glass.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Ooh! Ooh! I have a shard of God! Makes me REALLY like breaking things.

I found this cool flute that a crazy arrow-faced man keeps asking me about.

[Wittles he/him]

That sounds cool, I'll give you this antique nail trimmer

I have a glockenspiel that tells funny jokes while you play it

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Here's this strange black flute.

I have a fork with seven tines instead of four.

Edited February 10, 2023 by Gregorio

[Lotus Blossom she/her]

On 2/9/2023 at 10:57 PM, Gregorio said:

Here's this strange black flute.

I have a fork with seven tines instead of four.

more tines the better i guess... now pasta will never fall off my fork >:)

okay okay i'm willing to trade in: ~ thunder for the deaf, lightning for the blind, and wind for the able ~

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Here's a strange handkerchief I found with a G on it.

I have a spoonful of pasta.

[curon he/him]

You really are going all in with the number of tines on a fork theme, aren't you? I happily accept the pasta and the (number of tines) N -> infinity fork we call a spoon and trade...

... a cat-sized pony wearing funny socks!

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I will give you a half-eaten bowl of cereal for that.

I have a real nifty leaf blower that blows backwards.

[Immortal Platypus]

OOH! I've always wanted one of those! You can have a leaf blower that sucks instead of blows.

I have a sack of leaves.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I have a leaf-shaped sa'angreal. It's attuned to saidar so I don't know what it does.

Does anyone want a fish-tailed sword pommel?

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

sure.... I guess? I will give you the classic dirty socks (only the left one)

I have a dirty sock. (only the right one)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hm... I think I'll give you this useless yellow rock I found in the bank vault.

I have a broken lock.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I will give you a broken key for that.

I have a deal to make.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a deal you can't refuse.

I have an avendesora sapling the Aiel gave me.

Edited March 2, 2023 by phillycheesesteak
Grammars

[Wittles he/him]

Ooh! I love those! I'll give you a Ta'veren's toenail!

I have a broken F-18 fighter jet

[MrMarksman108]

i will give you my pillow its shaped like a banana 

i have a blanket with bananas on it

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Here's a banana peel.

I have a water bottle of holy water.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Take this square foot of unholy earth.

I have a book that I need to work more on.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I will give you a school book

I have a school teacher whos made at me.....

HELP!

[MrMarksman108]

i will give you a gun for that

i have a dead dear 

[NameIess]

I’ll take your dead dear and give you a perished petal.

I have a boring chemistry class.