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Nifty things, owl pellets. Never could understand why people didn't like 'em. They're little packages with puzzles inside.

 

Here, I'll leave a plate that's got some grease on it. (I'd give you the cheese knife, but I need it for the owl pellet.)

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In exchange you get a tissue used by Rocks mother. It's precious to Horneaters I assure you...

I trade in a very average packet of bubble gum.

Fascinating! This bubblegum is so mind-numbingly average that it becomes the most interesting gum in the cosmere! Thus it creates a paradox. I've been needing one of those to power my refrigerator.

I will trade a similarly paradoxical flower. It is exquisitely perfect in every way, but is also being mass-produced and is therefore commonplace.

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