Wayne Trades!

[NameIess]

7 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I’ll offer you one tap dancing rhinoceros

I'll give you an old sock for it.

 

I've got a harmonium spike charged with the powers of a fullborn.

[+Doomstick he/him]

I’ll give you a Josephoartigasia Monesi

 

i have the Yay

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I’ll take it, and give you a cult!

 

I have a pair of pants.

[NameIess]

Great! you can never have too many pairs! I'm gonna give you a big pot of mashed potatoes.

 

I've got a pant.

[+Ed Venture]

And you’ll get a short!

 

I got myself a fine magic book right here.

Edited December 3, 2019 by Ookla the Journey

[Honorless he/him]

A pair of shorts for a pair of pants, a fair deal, I see

Then for your magic book, I can give you a magazine, here, of... questionable repute 

[NameIess]

On 12/3/2019 at 8:22 AM, Honorless said:

Then for your magic book, I can give you a magazine, here, of... questionable repute 

Questionable repute? wonderful, I needed some kindling to burn this guy at the stake! here's a sparkler and a free ticket.

 

I've got a slightly sooty gold tooth.

[old man moomba he/him]

I'll trade you a real tooth for it. 
It is made from ivory, after all. 

I have a Shardplate gauntlet but not the rest of the suit. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I'll give you this machine corpse for it.

(hehehe just wait till I put these six "stormlight spheres" onto it)

I have a game award.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ill give you the ability to lose the game

i have the last post

[NameIess]

On 12/13/2019 at 11:27 AM, DoomStick said:

i have the last post

I'll give you the first pos-wait, this isn't the last post! this is defective! I demand a refund!

 

I have a flamethrower.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

I’ll trade you a broken stick for it, but only if you keep the manual.

I have an old bone that I think a kandra used once.

[SirWolfe]

11 hours ago, TheVillageIdiot said:

I have an old bone that I think a kandra used once.

I'll give you a smooth pebble I found next to a river. It's a very pleasing shade of green.

I have a small rectangular steel bar I lifted from shop class a couple of years ago. It's about the length and width of a thumb, and about 5 millimeters thick.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I’ll take that strange metal that may or may not be silvery white and give you a couple hundred rolls of plastic wrap for it.

I’ve got a limited edition cinnamon vanilla flavored mac and cheese box

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I’ve got a limited edition cinnamon vanilla flavored mac and cheese box

Wonderful! I've been needing some rat poison. I'll give you a hundred aluminum bullets.

 

I've got a aluminum pistol that definitely isn't covered in fingerprints.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

On 1/10/2020 at 4:04 PM, Llstml said:

I've got a aluminum pistol that definitely isn't covered in fingerprints.

I'll give you a cellphone, completed with a call from the allomantic cops and take the gun confiscate the evidence.

Somebody wouldn't give me a rat's behind, so I stole it and now i've got the behind of a rat. Anybody want it?

[SirWolfe]

4 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Somebody wouldn't give me a rat's behind, so I stole it and now i've got the behind of a rat. Anybody want it?

Here's a flower. But you know, the Survivor's wife always wanted to see a flower, and the Survivor treasured her picture of one, so the real thing should be worth more than just a rat's behind. So I'll take your rat's behind, and, to balance the trade, your belt and hat as well.

I have a little gold statuette of a man that I "traded" a brick (both work equally well as a paperweight) with some movie star for.

[NameIess]

15 hours ago, SirWolfe said:

I have a little gold statuette of a man that I "traded" a brick (both work equally well as a paperweight) with some movie star for.

Perfect! I needed a new acid proof covering for my sink! I'll give you a bottle of punch and an ice pack.

 

I have a briefcase filled with useless green paper. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

done! I have a suitcase full of sandwiches

I have used tea leaves

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

I'll take them and stuff them in a suitcase.

I have yet another suitcase of useless green leaves  

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

I will take them and feed them to a koala. 

I trade in a crappy rainbow ukulele. 

[NameIess]

Awesome! I needed a crock of gold.

I have a broam of unending stormlight

[+Ed Venture]

Ooh! My great-aunt’s-uncle’s-brother’s eldest daughter’s-great-great-great cousin is a Surgebinder.

Here! Let me give you a vial of unknown metals!

[Channelknight Fadran]

Thanks! Maybe I can kill a metalborn with it.

 

I happen to have a badly-carved soulstamp...

[Retrac he/him]

I'll take that. 

 

Can I give you a cool looking rock?