Wayne Trades!

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Ah, I always wanted to see what other people do on that. (I play Undertale :P)

I trade in my lack of SOUL

[StormingTexan he/him]

Great I'm overflowing with soul I could use a little less!

 

I'll just leave this thrice-locked chest as long as you promise to tell me what's in it if you get it unlocked. 

[Rasarr she/her]

Oooh, I needed something to store my book collection.

I'll trade the contents of that chest, though, namely dwo dozen stuffed squirrels, apparently made from real squirrels.

[StormingTexan he/him]

I'll take them! I think I have enough breath to awaken at least a few. 

 

I'll just leave this skeleton key that opens nothing. 

[Vyree he/him]

Great, I'll put it on some string and Wear it as a necklace. 

 

I'll leave my TV remote.. Batteries not included! 

[StormingTexan he/him]

Awesome I always lose my remote but not my batteries. 

 

I'll leave my Betamax player and throw in my collection of Ferris Bueller's day off VHS tapes translated in 6 languages.  

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Neat! I can practice my horneater watching one of those!

I'll swap them for a solid aluminum spearhead I found on this statue...

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Great! Now I can have it melted down, made into foil, then used to line my hat!

I trade in five lightly used copies of the White Sand graphic novel. I'll throw in a hat if you can tell me your good use for it.

[StormingTexan he/him]

That's 5 more friends I can give it to deal! I have a head does that qualify for a good use for it?

 

I'll leave this golf ball that I took all the outer coating off of so it looks like a bunch of... Well I want it to be a surprise.

 

 

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

3 hours ago, CarolaDavar said:

Great! Now I can have it melted down, made into foil, then used to line my hat!

I trade in five lightly used copies of the White Sand graphic novel. I'll throw in a hat if you can tell me your good use for it.

For some reason, it doesn't protect you very well from soothers... But it's still immune to steelpushing... Weird...

3 hours ago, StormingTexan said:

That's 5 more friends I can give it to deal! I have a head does that qualify for a good use for it?

 

I'll leave this golf ball that I took all the outer coating off of so it looks like a bunch of... Well I want it to be a surprise.

 

 

Strange, leaving something so nice lying around. I never died with this skinless golf ball on me... It must be lucky. I'll keep it.

I'm trading it for a hemalurgically imbued snickerdoodle.

[Stormgate he/him]

Thanks! I've been looking for a paperweight.

Trades in motivator for Epic powers involving chicken noises.

[StormingTexan he/him]

Great I'll be a hit next wedding I go to and do the chicken dance!

 

I leave a fishbowl with three baby turtles covered in some kind of green goo. 

[mirahound she/her]

Oh, poor baby turtles! I'll clean them up, then trade in the goo itself. Maybe it'll give someone super-powers.

[Elenion he/him]

I'll take the goo for use as nuclear fuel for my next nefarious plan.

I'll trade in a whoopee cushion for someone else's evil scheme.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

I'll put the woopee cushion on the chair Sadeas is about to sit on. 

Thanks for th e ammo.

In return, you can have a broken shardblade (I don't remember where I found it)

[WayneSpren he/him]

Well, a broken Shardblade is better than no Shardblade.  

I'll give you back my tinfoil  coat and hat. Very useful, they are, for when fellow sharders try to read your mind.

Edited July 16, 2016 by WayneSpren

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

I’ll give you old ironeyes

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

I'll trade a brother for your 3 year necro

(You posted on a thread that hasn't been posted on for 3 years.)

It isn't a problem, just try do avoid doing it if possible  

 

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I have some items to trade, if you have what I'm looking for...

Spoiler

If you have a Hemalurgic spike containing a Surgebinder or an Elantrian, we can do business.

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I have a cage containing a donkey. @Brightness Warrior

[NameIess]

perfect, I'll take it. I always loved donkey cage stew.

 

I'll leave you this bag of silvery beads of metal I stole was given by a bloke with eye spike syndrome.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

7 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

I'll trade a brother for your 3 year necro

(You posted on a thread that hasn't been posted on for 3 years.)

It isn't a problem, just try do avoid doing it if possible  

 

Ooooooppppppssssss.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Llstml said:

I'll leave you this bag of silvery beads of metal I stole was given by a bloke with eye spike syndrome.

Just 'metal,' no analysis of its composition? Storms, I'll take it.

I have this spare wardrobe, complete with a wardrobe, if you're interested.

[Honorless he/him]

On 10/15/2019 at 9:25 AM, Brightness Warrior said:

Just 'metal,' no analysis of its composition? Storms, I'll take it.

I have this spare wardrobe, complete with a wardrobe, if you're interested.

I'll take it

In exchange I'll give you my lucky hat and it's a very special hat, mind you! 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Necromancy has taken place during the night. But heck yeah I’ll take the hat!

I’ll offer you one tap dancing rhinoceros