Wayne Trades!

[strmblsd he/him]

7 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

Here is no will to live! (With a side of therapy)

(Cool now I have 2 of those)(Skip me)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 hour ago, LightRinger said:

Here is no will to live! (With a side of therapy)

I have a broken set of earbuds. 

Here's a singular air bud

I have a broken mirror positioned underneath a ladder.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here's an OSHA violation.

I have a seagull.

[LightRinger he/him]

Here’s a taco!

I have a cold. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here’s the flu

I’ve got every sock that ever went missing in the dryer.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have a torn up dirty blanket. 

I've got a shirt that turned pink in the dryer.

[SPECTRE120]

Have a shirt that didn't turn pink in the dryer.

I have a 3-pound bag of cheez-its.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have a three pound bag of Cheetos.

I have shoes with no soles.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have an kid named evan.

I have an empty chair.

[strmblsd he/him]

here is a full chair

here is 2 no will to lives

[Soulbinder she/her]

Here is confusion over what that means.

I have sleep deprivation, anyone want some?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have some melatonin

I got 5 stray cats

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have five stray dogs.

I have a North pole.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Have an oceanified South Pole.

I have an eye.

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have an eyepatch

I have a Nintendo 64

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Here’s a plumber

I have ten fools

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

You get ten more!

I have a dollar.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Here's a 73 year old sock that smells like a corpse flower married a skunk.

I have a slightly used water bottle.

[strmblsd he/him]

get a smaller but full water bottle

i have a bug that is a little big

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Here’s a rat that’s a little small

I have a worn down handkerchief.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

have an old sock

I have green tea that looks black as tar(I do actually)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have a broken hot glue gun.

I have Wayne himself.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a hat full of C4.

I have a rabbit on fire.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Here's an empty fire extinguisher

I have a therapy stuffed animal

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Here's a traumatized bridgeman

I have a bridge.