Wayne Trades!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Here’s a poorly placed lever

I have a sword that emits black mist.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Heres a head on a silver platter.

I have a cape.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Here’s a slug.

I have teleportation.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Well, here's togglable invisibility.

I got a highschool dropout with no skills.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Here’s a YouTube channel

I have a multi-colored spearhead.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Here’s some multicolored blood

I have Singer (not chorus people I swear) blood.

[ruler of the mists He/His/the survivor of the pit]

I give you off brand sir Squeakins. He likes Strawberry's and Booze, don't give him none of the booze because he's a rat

[strmblsd he/him]

I give you a coin for no reason

I have a orange peel

[OoklaApologist She/her]

I give you a novelty "happy birthday" pencil

I have a unicorn sheep

[Keke They/he]

You get a rainbow to dance on

i have a Dr Pepper. Uh opened. Cold. Canned.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Here’s a desk! 

I have a fancy Razer Keyboard and Mouse

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Have an actual razor

I got 300 bread rolls and a math problem

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

here is an answer sheet!!

I have a thing of sprinkles.

[strmblsd he/him]

have a half eaten cookie! (I don't know who ate it)

I have a banana that is only a little moldy

[Keke They/he]

Here is a singular Mini starburst

i have a few missing assignments in science.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Here's some random paper I scribbled on. (It's basically the same thing, right?)

I have a bag of dry Lima beans

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Here’s a bag of wet Peru beans.

I have a body pillow

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Have four mini pillows.

I have a signed copy of TWoK.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Have a knife.

I have a completely unrelated organ.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Here’s 5 liters of blood. 
I have a completely unrelated suction device

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Here's a bloodless corpse.

I have an arrest warrant.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Here’s a bell. Don’t ask who it tolls for

I have a lion carved from wood

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Typo

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Have an inscryption figurine.

I have an ouroboros.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Here’s the concept of zero. 

I have life

[Wittles he/him]

Have a maraca

I have a -12 dollar bill