Wayne Trades!

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have an F in the chat for your "e" key.

I have a toaster waffle.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Heres a microwave pancake

I've got a racing bib

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have a horseshoe.

I have the horse.

[strmblsd he/him]

Have my little sisters shoe

I have my older sisters shoe

[SPECTRE120]

Have 3,000,000 in a defunct currency

I have a copy of Stormlight 10 from the future, but all words with the letter E in them are blacked out

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have a spool of string.

I have the secret recipe to McDonalds ice cream.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have a broken ice cream machine.

I have this website.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Have an Ice Cream Machine Repair Tech

I have a cell phone case that can split into 2 pieces (it’s not supposed to)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

have a phone from the early 2000s

I've got a sofa missing its cushions

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have a 2 billion year old rock. (aka a normal rock)

I have a double decker couch.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Oooh awesome! Have a triple-decker bed (that isn’t super cramped)!

I have a statue of a small bird

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have a real, live, man-eating, 10-foot tall bird.

I have a skeleton.

[strmblsd he/him]

Here have a kidney

I have two more kidneys

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Here’s a chunk of my liver!

I have a red pen with blue stains on the end

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here! Take this blue pen with red stains on the end...

I have five litres of hot chocolate.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have five gallons of hot chocolate.

I have a pound of leaves.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s an unripe blueberry.

I have a macadamia nut cookie that looks deceptively like a white chocolate cookie.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

18 hours ago, Faerie Braids said:

Here! Take this blue pen with red stains on the end...

Spoiler

Here’s a oatmeal raisin cookie! (Clearly labeled as such, no deception here)

I have an old pair of shoes with a tiny hole on the bottom and top from that one time I stepped on a nail 
(Don’t worry, it missed my foot [by about a millimeter] but it still missed it!)

[Lunamor she/her]

Have some carbonated water that once sat next to a lemon.

I have a porcupine quill.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have a rat tail. 

I have a singular Dino Nugget

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Have an actual dinosaur claw.

I have a really weird sword, idk what it does, but it keeps leaking black smoke and talking in my head.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have an aluminum sheathe!

Wait I needed that...

I have a soul I'm slowing losing to my new sword.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Take a Fused soul primed and ready to replace your old one instead!

Spoiler

Did I just gain a human soul? I should start a collection.

I have a slightly chewed on pencil.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s $27 in nickels.

I have an inability to spell the word nickel, apparently.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Here, have my inability to focus!

I have a small mountain of things I'm procrastinating.