Wayne Trades!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I trade it for half a stick of butter.

I have a cult.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hm... You can have my conducting baton.

I have a poorly trained 6th grade orchestra.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I‘ll offer a poorly-trained high-school band.

I have leftover potato latkes.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I offer a stick of butter.

I have a jar of root.

[Immortal Platypus]

i give you a can of root

i have an empty jar of what used to be root

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We give you a gallon of laxative

We have a jar full of quarks.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

YES! You can have this quark full of jars.

I have a tuna salad.

[AonEne he/him]

I'll give you some slices of bread with a book between them for it. 

I've got a spike fresh off the black market. 

[AonDoor he/him]

I'll give you a really nice apple for it.

I'm willing to trade a half-decomposed chicken eye.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Here is the other half of the decomposed chicken.

We have a large green waterbottle.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I'll give you 10,000,000,000 USD. Just don't ask any questions.

I have this nice 'copy' of the Mona Lisa!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I give you a slap bracelet for it.

I have this board came called chess 2.0...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I give you 4d chess

I have an apple

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I'll get ya a foot.

Ya know, I found this nail on the street...

[Immortal Platypus]

you can have an underwater city I found and moved.

is anyone interested in a mental illness? (it comes with a spren!*)

 

*It might not bond you though.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

NO WAY. Here have this moldy cucumber.

I have $78,000,000 in Bitcoin.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

ill give you an essay that needs to be done

I have a hunk of lerasium

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

we have a chunk of atium

We have several medallions.

[Wittles he/him]

I'll offer a permanently awakened tissue box 

I have a magic stuffed duck

[Immortal Platypus]

i slip a dead rat into your pocket as I walk by.

i have an ocarina

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I trade it for a stick that looks kinda like a gun. Of great sentimental value

I have a half empty tube of toothpaste.

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

we have a small vial of nuclear waste

We have Noseball

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

OOOOOH, I'll give you a moldy sock for it.

 I have this crown I stole from Elhokar...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I'll give you this piece of lint.

I have a few seons...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I have a moldy piece of cheese.

I found this nail in a door...