Rasarr she/her Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 You can put them in a bag, but unless you do it skillfully, they'll soon find themselves out of it. Dor is like a skin cream.
ecohansen Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Old people would like to soak in a pool of either. Tadpoles are like bicycles.
Emerald101 he/him Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 They both undergo metamorphosis (the tadpole into a frog, the bike into a useless heap of scrap metal). Taking a test is like reading a Sanderson Novel.
phattemer Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 It's often really long, and at the end it goes a lot faster. The Dodo Award is like driving a smart car.
Purelake Earthquake he/him Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 I don't know much about either. Coming up with two random items for the next person to associate is like taking a raccoon to a rock concert.
Stormgate he/him Posted April 28, 2016 Posted April 28, 2016 You decided to do it, but you realized halfway through that you had no idea what to do with it once you got to the end. Countertops are like emerald broams.
Mr. Staccato he/him Posted April 29, 2016 Posted April 29, 2016 (edited) Eels are like songbirds. One sings. The other one will make you. Electricity is like the goddess Aphrodite. (Don't ask me how I came to that comparison...) Edited April 29, 2016 by Mr. Staccato
Sunbird she/her Posted April 29, 2016 Posted April 29, 2016 Electricity is like the goddess Aphrodite. (Don't ask me how I came to that comparison...) Although they have been known to do good things, they can also both cause your heart to cease functioning. Steel Inquisitors are like gummy worms.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted April 29, 2016 Posted April 29, 2016 Both are hard to replace? The well of ascension is like a rusty spoon.
ecohansen Posted April 30, 2016 Posted April 30, 2016 Somewhere other than you thought it was, doing something other than you thought it'd do (specifically, the rusty spoon is in your eyesocket, digging out your eyeball.) Babbling brooks are like dandelion seeds on a breezy day.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted April 30, 2016 Posted April 30, 2016 Excellent sources of entropy. Dog food is like a surprise birthday party.
Mr. Staccato he/him Posted May 16, 2016 Posted May 16, 2016 It would be if you were, like, a dog. The Christmas season is like a minefield. For pretty obvious reasons...
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted May 16, 2016 Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) Both of them involve lots of colorful lights, the occasional loud sound, and hidden presents. A soldering iron is like a Portuguese man of war (you can choose if I mean the boat or the jellyfish). Edited May 16, 2016 by Drake Marshall
Sunbird she/her Posted May 16, 2016 Posted May 16, 2016 A soldering iron is like a Portuguese man of war (you can choose if I mean the boat or the jellyfish). I choose the jellyfish. If you eat one, (Although I suppose it works for the boat too...) A traffic jam on the highway is like a Chinese buffet. 1
kenod Posted May 16, 2016 Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) For both, you want it to be over as soon as possible. Trees are like statues. Edited May 16, 2016 by kenod
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted May 16, 2016 Posted May 16, 2016 They both belong in gardens. Both of them tend to be immovable unless struck with an axe. And awakening a horde of either of them would give kalad a pretty decent army. Paper elephants are like a vending machine that steals your quarter. 1
Bugsy he/him Posted May 16, 2016 Posted May 16, 2016 They both belong in gardens. Both of them tend to be immovable unless struck with an axe. And awakening a horde of either of them would give kalad a pretty decent army. Paper elephants are like a vending machine that steals your quarter. They look enticing, but are useless in every way Giant erasers are like spinny office chairs
Mr. Staccato he/him Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 Both are proof that the human race is going insane. A roasted turkey is like a fat, newbown puppy.
Bugsy he/him Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 Both are proof that the human race is going insane. A roasted turkey is like a fat, newbown puppy. I had both last thanksgiving (and before someone asks, I did not eat my dog) A blister is like a new Sanderson novel 1
Master Elodin Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 It's interesting, but too attention-drawing. Sadeas is like a happy marshmallow angel.
Xaladin he/him Posted May 18, 2016 Posted May 18, 2016 Squishing either into a meaningless pulp is messy, but satisfying in a somewhat perverse way. Hoid is like a lemon. 1
Northiver he/him Posted June 22, 2016 Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) he seems to be cheerful, but he's actually really sour inside Lopen's left hand is like luck. Edited June 22, 2016 by Northiver 2
Erklitt Posted June 22, 2016 Posted June 22, 2016 Lost a long time ago, but about to come back. Welcome to the shard, @Northiver! Cheers and an upvote for your first post. Flowers are like big black spiders.
Northiver he/him Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 Thanks, @Erklitt! they immediately draw your attention if you see them Patriots are like parshmen.
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