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You can put them in a bag, but unless you do it skillfully, they'll soon find themselves out of it.

 

Dor is like a skin cream.

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They both undergo metamorphosis (the tadpole into a frog, the bike into a useless heap of scrap metal).

 

 

Taking a test is like reading a Sanderson Novel.

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It's often really long, and at the end it goes a lot faster.

The Dodo Award is like driving a smart car.

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You decided to do it, but you realized halfway through that you had no idea what to do with it once you got to the end.

Countertops are like emerald broams.

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Eels are like songbirds.

One sings. The other one will make you.

 

Electricity is like the goddess Aphrodite. (Don't ask me how I came to that comparison...)

Edited by Mr. Staccato
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Electricity is like the goddess Aphrodite. (Don't ask me how I came to that comparison...)

 

Although they have been known to do good things, they can also both cause your heart to cease functioning.

 

Steel Inquisitors are like gummy worms.

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Somewhere other than you thought it was, doing something other than you thought it'd do (specifically, the rusty spoon is in your eyesocket, digging out your eyeball.)

 

Babbling brooks are like dandelion seeds on a breezy day.

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Both of them involve lots of colorful lights, the occasional loud sound, and hidden presents.

 

A soldering iron is like a Portuguese man of war (you can choose if I mean the boat or the jellyfish).

Edited by Drake Marshall
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A soldering iron is like a Portuguese man of war (you can choose if I mean the boat or the jellyfish).

 

I choose the jellyfish. If you eat one,

(Although I suppose it works for the boat too...)

 

A traffic jam on the highway is like a Chinese buffet.

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For both, you want it to be over as soon as possible.

Trees are like statues.

Edited by kenod
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They both belong in gardens. Both of them tend to be immovable unless struck with an axe. And awakening a horde of either of them would give kalad a pretty decent army.

 

Paper elephants are like a vending machine that steals your quarter.

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They both belong in gardens. Both of them tend to be immovable unless struck with an axe. And awakening a horde of either of them would give kalad a pretty decent army.

 

Paper elephants are like a vending machine that steals your quarter.

They look enticing, but are useless in every way

Giant erasers are like spinny office chairs

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Both are proof that the human race is going insane.

 

A roasted turkey is like a fat, newbown puppy.

 

I had both last thanksgiving (and before someone asks, I did not eat my dog)

 

A blister is like a new Sanderson novel 

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Squishing either into a meaningless pulp is messy, but satisfying in a somewhat perverse way.

 

Hoid is like a lemon.

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he seems to be cheerful, but he's actually really sour inside

Lopen's left hand is like luck.

Edited by Northiver
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Lost a long time ago, but about to come back.

Welcome to the shard, @Northiver! Cheers and an upvote for your first post.

Flowers are like big black spiders.

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