Sunbird she/her Posted April 5, 2016 Posted April 5, 2016 Asimovian AI androids are like billionaire real estate tycoons. Having one at your beck and call sounds like a good idea in theory, but when put into practice, something inevitably goes wrong. Having a lot of Breaths is like being the President of the USA.
KaIadin he/him Posted April 6, 2016 Posted April 6, 2016 You are very colourful. Eating spicy curry is being an allomancer.
natc Posted April 6, 2016 Posted April 6, 2016 Depending on your tastes (spicy or aluminum) your mileage may vary. Percussion instruments are like a a good bed.
Sunbird she/her Posted April 7, 2016 Posted April 7, 2016 They make a lot of noise when you defenestrate them. Hot fudge sundaes are like holey socks.
ecohansen Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 they both need fixing(s). grammar pedantry is like eating fried squirrel brains with ketchup.
Bugsy he/him Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 they both need fixing(s). grammar pedantry is like eating fried squirrel brains with ketchup. Either one will get you slaughtered on Tumblr Ipads are like the bottoms of barrels of toxic waste 1
Emerald101 he/him Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 If you break one, you're in trouble. Having a job is like burying dead people.
MistWit he/him Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 (edited) ... You can't get your work done fast enough. The Cosmere is like a duck... Edited April 18, 2016 by MistWit
Purelake Earthquake he/him Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 They both have a large Impact. Pokemon are like artichokes
Stormgate he/him Posted April 23, 2016 Posted April 23, 2016 They are both very strange, and have been known to only say their name. Picture frames are like Soulcasters.
ecohansen Posted April 23, 2016 Posted April 23, 2016 Placing art in a picture frame informs people that it is indisputably Art. Confronting a stick with a soulcaster will inform you that it is undeniably a Stick. Pinto beans are like eccentric French botanists.
Kruppe he/him Posted April 24, 2016 Posted April 24, 2016 They are both an acquired taste. Homologous foliage is like prenuptial ferocity.
ecohansen Posted April 24, 2016 Posted April 24, 2016 Homologous but differentiated foliage indicates that two plant lineages have split from each other; fighting before marriage indicates that two people should split from each other. Water is like wood. 1
Bugsy he/him Posted April 24, 2016 Posted April 24, 2016 Both is an inherent component in plant growth A puppy twitching from a dream is like a cabinet
Kruppe he/him Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 Both smell nice when burned. A hedgehog is like a keyboard.
Mr. Staccato he/him Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 Neither can be properly distinguished by a man with nerve dead fingers. A carrot is like a symbol of depression. 1
timasp he/him Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 because neither are as authentic as they should be (a symbol of depression is not a depression, and modern carrots are an early example of GM) A book is like a mace
Vissy Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) A plastic bottle filled with water is like a penguin wearing a suit. Edited April 25, 2016 by Varangian
Citadel16 he/him Posted April 25, 2016 Author Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) because neither are as authentic as they should be (a symbol of depression is not a depression, and modern carrots are an early example of GM) A book is like a mace once it gets in your eyes, you are scarred forever. a cat is like a cat. Edited April 25, 2016 by WarriorMark16
Mr. Staccato he/him Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 A book is like a mace Women find both quite proficient at keeping meatheads away. A plastic bottle filled with water is like a penguin wearing a suit. If you are having hallucinations about either then its pretty safe to say that wherever you are, you are in DESPERATE NEED for air conditioning. Year old mayonnaise is like a strip of seaweed.
Stormgate he/him Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 You don't want to eat it and, unless you're interested in biology, you want to put it back where it came from and get it far away. Cotton is like a Shardblade.
Emerald101 he/him Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 They're equally useful against Hoid. Unsolvable differential equations are like RAFO's. (I've been studying WAY to hard for Calculus....)
Mr. Staccato he/him Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Both can prompt regular, smart, reasonable, non-insane people to start considering making up their own brand of logic. They are also tied as the number one reason why the Baramins of Lemuria currently outnumber the members of the Peerage. *wink, wink* Salami on dry rye bread slathered with blue cheese is like a crayola factory.
Jondesu he/him Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 They're both a disaster waiting to happen if you're not careful. A Mistborn is like a bagel.
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