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You can accept their taste, but you can never fully understand it. 

 

Online forums are like "My Little Cthulhu" plushie.

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You wonder what strange peoplease would do that...but that's none of my business.

Writing is like baking a chocolate cake

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The person you're buying them from probably understands them a lot better than you do...

 

You should never, ever, buy one "used"...

 

When you put a lot of fish in either...they makes really bad smells...

 

 

(upvote to I-beard for the wonderland reference...I pulled off a awsome mad hatter one year for haloween, it's the character that's easier to do the drunker you get!)

 

How is a Jabawaki like a spren?

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 A Vorpal blade implies a dead Jabberwocky, and a Vorin blade implies a dead spren.

 

Dalinar is like the drunken poet Li Bai.

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Even when wrong-footed, he can still perform on spot. (a propos that speech after accounts of visions are leaked out)

 

Alethkar is like France.

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Even when wrong-footed, he can still perform on spot. (a propos that speech after accounts of visions are leaked out)

Alethkar is like France.

Revolutions on both are bound to be risky.

Jah Keved is like Canada.

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All I found is a professional e-sport player going by the nickname. So I guess... they both look innocent, but can completely wreck you if you dismiss them?

 

A spren is like an origami.

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who's Vander?

 

The guy who posted "a plague is like Vander" is the answer.

 

Nevermind.

 

 

A spren is like Origami: unless it's interacting with a human it's a white sheet of paper.

 

 

A king is like a jeep.

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My hipster friends have sworn they'll adopt bitcoin, and they've sworn they'll move to hermit-huts in Alaska, but they're still using dollars and haven't left the suburbs.

 

Presidential caucuses are like chocolate croissants.

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i know nothing about either of them.

Jungles are like conventions

 

Liable to swallow you whole and spit you out a changed person.

 

Buying books is like eating at a buffet.

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Sometimes reaching the interesting part takes annoyingly long time. 

 

Computers are like Shardblades.

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