Stormgate he/him Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 You are slightly disappointed when you get them on Christmas. Apples are like chickens. 1
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 You can eat almost all of it, but you won't bother. Grass is like the sky
Alfa he/him Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 On Roshar, both are somehow odd. Star Wars is like a wheel-chair.
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Both are escapes from your reality A piano is like a light
Cam9ryn Stormblessed Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Both can bring beauty Shallan is like oatmeal
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 18, 2016 Author Posted January 18, 2016 hearty-har-har that was terrible A terrible pun is like a shardblade cut
Stormgate he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 You need to be heavily invested to recover. A trumpet is like a book. 1
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Author Posted January 19, 2016 it would hurt to get hit with one. Trump is like a dirtbag
Stormgate he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Both should be thrown away? Money is like rocket fuel.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Rockets spend a lot of it. Wood is like worms
KaIadin he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 I don't want to eat either. Planes are like clocks.
Lindel he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 It's not very pleasant contemplating what would happen if either stopped working... Work is like cotton candy.
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Author Posted January 20, 2016 too much of it, and you start to feel pain. Endless endless insanity is like a watered up croissant mild pastry.
The Invested Beard Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 When the worms tell you it's time to jump over the croissant, you have to do it or be set on fire by the unicorn wearing a hockey mask. Potatoes are like baby walruses. 3
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Ugly and lumpy but delicious and tender? Common core math is like feruchemal zinc...
polkinghornbd he/him Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 I will never make use of either Computers are like horses
Oversleep Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 You tell them what to do and usually get a good enough result, but sometimes they behave erratically and you end up irritiated.Wisdom teeth working their way out are like early mornings after you slept less than one hour.
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 22, 2016 Posted January 22, 2016 Both make brunch with your parents impossible to bear. Kim Kardashian is like a kandra...
Alfa he/him Posted January 22, 2016 Posted January 22, 2016 Some of their body parts are...not exactly theirs. Friendship is like a car driven by a drunken voidbringer. 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted January 22, 2016 Posted January 22, 2016 You never quite know where it's going to end up, but probably in a ditch somewhere. ... I'm not sure I like being this cynical... Cynicism is like a fart in a crowded elevator.
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 22, 2016 Author Posted January 22, 2016 easily turned into a competition. Crude jokes are like Obama
Clockwork he/him Posted January 23, 2016 Posted January 23, 2016 I would have preferred both to stay away... (Sorry, all you Democrats out there...) Money is like Love... 1
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 23, 2016 Posted January 23, 2016 (edited) Those who don't have a lot complain about it constantly, and those who have a lot tend to take it for granted... OR Both are much easier to give away than they are to earn... OR Both are the root cause of most violent crime... Lightweavers are like house cats... Edited January 23, 2016 by hoidhunter
JosephOfHathsin he/him Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 In that they both give the illusion of being important? Um um um, Life is like a bad book,
The Invested Beard Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Both are hard to comprehend sometimes. The internet is like a chicken.
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