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Maybe. Maybe I'll just fill out a dating website's form with Bactrack's info and see what happens. :P

We're not even sure how he managed to get negative messages, the only person who ever views his profile keeps saying that she doesn't like him or anything though.

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Maybe. Maybe I'll just fill out a dating website's form with Bactrack's info and see what happens. :P

I want to do this SO BADLY.

Interests: Living. Staying alive.

Pets: Scary

Kids: :-O

My ideal night out would be: No thank you

My ideal night in would be: Yes

I am a: Retroclog. Oldseeifier.

I am looking for a: Person who doesn't want to kill me

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I want to do this SO BADLY.

Interests: Living. Staying alive.

Pets: Scary

Kids: :-O

My ideal night out would be: No thank you

My ideal night in would be: Yes

I am a: Retroclog. Oldseeifier.

I am looking for a: Person who doesn't want to kill me

Not sure if 'Retroclog' was deliberate or a typo but now my mental image of Backtrack will always contain this as his footwear:

capec248289_111662_jb.jpg

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that might sound a little like a spambot being an idiot again. "relationship problems? get help here, there is magic involved so it will totally work."

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*PHHLIBBBTTHTTTHHHHH*

 

I just realized.

 

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the "it" in that sentence is pinching his nose! :lol:  B)

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Procrastination: Writing clickbait lines for your essay. :mellow:

 

  • SHOCKING: A Time Article Lists Things Music Does To Your Brain And The Results May Surprise You

  • School Administrators Are Furious About This New Trick To RAISE Test Scores. Find Out Now ->>

  • Teachers Hate Him! Has Music Teacher Discovered The Secret To Improved Test Scores?

  • You Won’t Believe What These Studies Show About Music Classes.
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Do you guys really want to give me an outlet to be all gooshy about my husband?  I'm not sure y'all know what you're in for.

 

(Seriously, we're at over 7 years together, and approaching 5 married, and we still annoy the crap out of our friends by being disgustingly adorable with each other.)

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Procrastination: Writing clickbait lines for your essay. :mellow:

 

  • SHOCKING: A Time Article Lists Things Music Does To Your Brain And The Results May Surprise You

  • School Administrators Are Furious About This New Trick To RAISE Test Scores. Find Out Now ->>

  • Teachers Hate Him! Has Music Teacher Discovered The Secret To Improved Test Scores?

  • You Won’t Believe What These Studies Show About Music Classes.
  • They Said WHAT?! Scientists Research How Music Classes Affect Students’ Test Scores, But They Weren’t Expecting This

 

Clickbait lines for my essays

-Scientists discover insane new secrets buried within the genes of wheat

...

Ok, I'm out. There's only so many ways you can make wheat genetics sound interesting.

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Do you guys really want to give me an outlet to be all gooshy about my husband?  I'm not sure y'all know what you're in for.

 

(Seriously, we're at over 7 years together, and approaching 5 married, and we still annoy the crap out of our friends by being disgustingly adorable with each other.)

Mrs. Voidus and I are 6 approaching 7 years together and pregnant with our first child.

I see your disgustingly adorable and raise you a facebook post of an ultrasound.

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My mom made gluten free meatloaf

It has hamburger, oats and ketchup

I told her I liked it

But I lied

I LIED

I lied so much :mellow:

Does someone in your family have coeliac?

Otherwise there is no excuse for such horrendous torture.

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Mrs. Voidus and I are 6 approaching 7 years together and pregnant with our first child.

I see your disgustingly adorable and raise you a facebook post of an ultrasound.

 

 

Yeah, I can't beat that.  James is terrified of children.  Or of just having children.  Basically, ain't gonna be a Mythlet unless there be an accident, yo.

 

My mom made gluten free meatloaf

It has hamburger, oats and ketchup

I told her I liked it

But I lied

I LIED

I lied so much :mellow:

 

That sounds disgusting.

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Does someone in your family have coeliac?

Otherwise there is no excuse for such horrendous torture.

No, she just decided to go gluten free. She buys some gluten-y stuff for the rest of us, but meals are gluten free. She says she's felt better since she started....but I tend to think its all psychosomatic. She never once demonstrated a gluten sensitivity in all the 26 years I knew her, until she'd been gluten free for a while, so it's probably just the confirmation bias.

And some of the gluten free stuff she's made is delicious, like shepherds pies inside potato skins. The meatloaf, though....:mellow:

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Yeah, I can't beat that.  James is terrified of children.  Or of just having children.  Basically, ain't gonna be a Mythlet unless there be an accident, yo.

I first read this as "James is terrified of chicken."

 

It took me a minute.  :mellow:

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I first read this as "James is terrified of chicken."

 

It took me a minute.  :mellow:

 

:lol:

 

Seriously, though, he's not even all that comfortable around our own nieces - and they're his blood relatives.  Though he does admit that they're starting to get old enough to be entertaining, he just doesn't relate to kids very well.

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*shudders* That doesn't sound to good. :(

It's....well, the flavors aren't bad. There's a rather nice ketchup glaze on top, and the hamburger and onions blend together well. But there's a structure missing here. Breadcrumbs hold the meatloaf together in a way the oats just can't. So what you're left with is something that tastes pretty good, but has a texture not unlike that of near-raw hamburger meat.

Do not want.

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