Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets Changed

Inserts a quark

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets a beast.

Inserts 42.

[Telrao she/her]

*gets 24*

*inserts celestial god cat*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets a normal cat that's really, really floofy.

*Inserts fire*

[Telrao she/her]

*gets a not on fire stick*

*inserts human bean*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets a hummus bean.

*inserts an axehound*

[Telrao she/her]

*gets happy Kaladin*

*inserts nuggets*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a chicken

Inserts a whole bunch of bad luck.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets a random Disney show.

Inserts phyrexian mana.

[Telrao she/her]

*gets phyrexian oil*

*inserts Ulamog*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets Gomalu, Ulamog spelled backwards.

*inserts lavis grain*

[S. Stormy she/her]

2 hours ago, Telrao said:

*gets happy Kaladin*

THANK YOU

 

Gets a bowl of slop.

*inserts happy Kaladin*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets depressed Syl.

Inserts Windspren.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Gets Windrunner shardplate.

*Inserts Shallan with a complete and happy family*

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets a “we don’t accept false currency” note. 

Inserts a pot of grass. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Gets a cryptic lesson that no one quite understands yet.

(Plus a place for your pet larkin to hide.)

Inserts a dead larkin in a paperweight.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Gets an angry Rysn.

*Inserts an atium bead*

[S. Stormy she/her]

Gets an angry Ruin demanding his body.

 

*inserts a pretty rock that changes colors when you get it wet*

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets a crying Kaladin. 
 

*inserts a book the world’s been waiting for for 11 years*

[Immortal Platypus]

Gets a movie the world never wanted.

*inserts a piece of hard candy*

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Gets a piece of soft (and hot) candy.

*Inserts a seventeen-legged-crab thing*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets a 16-legged-lobster thing.

Inserts a Chasmfiend.

[Immortal Platypus]

gets a parshman

inserts a magic pocket watch

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets a regular pocket watch. 

*inserts every password I’ve ever used ever*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets your identity stolen. 

Honestly, why would you ever do that?

Inserts magical wristwatch.