Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets pure chaos

Inserts anti-Investiture

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets cancelling sounds

Inserts tuning fork

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets concert A.

Inserts flute.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets sad Kaladin

Inserts a sinking feeling

[Quivil]

Gets falling upwards

Inserts super complex fantasy game that usually takes at least three hours

[Procrastination she/her]

Gets an incredibly puzzle you cannot find a guide for

Inserts sanity

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[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a therapist.

Inserts lots and lots of money

[Edema Rue she/her]

The vending machine temporarily breaks and eats all the money. 

Inserts a happy Kaladin 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets a paradox

Inserts the sentence "Inserts the sentence 'Inserts the sentence "Inserts the sentence 'Inserts the sentence......

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets the bootstrap paradox. 

Inserts someone chewing with their mouth open. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets banned from the table.

Inserts this thread.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets me procrastinating homework.

Inserts one roller skate.

[Immortal Platypus]

gets the other roller skate but not the original

inserts all hope of everyone in existence (or non-existence for that matter)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets Descartes.

Inserts TLT and TLPW at the same time.

[Immortal Platypus]

gets confused

inserts nothing (the substance nothing, not a lack of something)

[Telrao she/her]

*gets something* (the essence of something, not something)

*inserts Wyndlefork*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets liftlight

Inserts whimsy

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets the Shard of Whimsy

Inserts soulstamp

[Immortal Platypus]

gets distracted

inserts Adonalsium

[Telrao she/her]

*gets Adonalsiumiumium*

*inserts Nuggenator 3000*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets 0003 rotanegguN.

Inserts ultimate power.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets limitless energy.

Inserts badly translated pepsi ad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets coco cola.

Inserts Jimmy Neutron.

[Immortal Platypus]

Gets Carl.

Inserts a dingo.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Get's a hyena.

Inserts a Douglas SBD Dauntless.