Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets awe and wonder, and more than a little confusion.

Inserts a leaky cauldron.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets Percy Weasley.

Inserts a broken mind.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets these forums.

Inserts 17th Shard.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets the 16th shard.

Inserts a forum game.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets broken rules & general chaos

Inserts butt

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a crass joke.

Inserts but.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets whiny toddler.

Inserts the Shard of Whimsy.

(line 3 of haiku)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a whimsical adventure.

Inserts a haiku.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets the haiku thing!

We'll do haikus till new years

Inserts an apple

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a fruit.

Insurts bid speeleeng.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets a happy Alcatraz. 

Inserts nightblood flirting with Bastille’s sword. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a wonderful romance movie titled: The Scandal of Crystallia.

Inserts a nuke.

[Immortal Platypus]

Gets accused of war crimes.

inserts the Sword of Summer.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets the glaive of the winter.

Inserts decorating for Christmas too late.

[Immortal Platypus]

gets people mad at you

inserts antler of spring

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets hoof of winter

*Inserts loneliness*

[Immortal Platypus]

gets friends

inserts giant bell.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

hmm.... *Dies*

*Inserts Perry*

[Immortal Platypus]

Gets phillip

inserts me getting forgotten.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Nothing happens. The machine forgot you were there. How sad...

*Inserts the inator-inator (Laser gun)*

[Immortal Platypus]

gets un-inator-inator (reverse laser gun)

inserts Phineas.

[Telrao she/her]

Gets a flea. Just a smol li'l flea boi

*inserts my cat*

[Immortal Platypus]

gets a second cat

inserts my used flea comb.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Gets and unused flea comb.

*inserts chubby birb*

[Telrao she/her]

*gets chubbier birb* (the laws of mass do not apply here)

*Inserts Law of Conservation of Mass*