Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets normal wristwatch. 

*inserts all my math homework*

Because now whoever stole my identity owes people money, has bad grades, and has to fix my life for me?

[Immortal Platypus]

gets my AP human geography homework

inserts magically unmagical glasses

Edited November 18, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets sand

Inserts the smell of lemons

[Immortal Platypus]

Gets smell of limes

inserts smell of sand

Edited November 18, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Quivil]

Gets sand in your nose

Inserts spren bond

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets to be mentally ill. 

inserts a golden ring that makes you invisible 

[Immortal Platypus]

Gets silver ring that makes you visible to everything, all the time, wearing it or not.

inserts used tissue

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets unused tissue

Inserts broam

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets a scadrian coin. 

inserts Rock’s big toe

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets Toe's big rock.

Inserts Rock's stew.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets stew made by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (it's not very good)

Inserts Yalb

[Immortal Platypus]

gets Nerdy's soul

Inserts Szeth's oathstone

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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets angry Skybreaker Szeth.

Inserts Questions's soul..

[Immortal Platypus]

gets nothing

(You think I have a soul?)

inserts anti-bark collar

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets Kaladin asking Wit what a dog is. 

Inserts my soul

[Telrao she/her]

*gets all the Ooklas*

*Inserts a Common Bronzewing*

[The Sibling she/her]

Gets the spine of your second least favourite book

Inserts befittingly perambulatory feet

[Edema Rue she/her]

Get’s Kaladin’s boots. 

Inserts the turkey people make on this day every year that no one actually likes. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets that one person at a party who nobody really likes.

Inserts my befuddled brain.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets NKG.

Inserts Brandon Sandworm.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets a new book that appears to be Dune, but by this guy named Brandon instead of frank herbert. 

Inserts a large balloon.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Inserts uncomfortable cultural baggage.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets turkey day.

Inserts procrastination.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets all our various wonderful forum games.

Inserts a rubber duck.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets the Shard of Randomness.

Inserts this thread.