Popular Post TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted November 7, 2015 All righty, everyone, here is the next installment of Memeborn. Apologies for the delay and shortness of this one; I wasn't in a memeing mood there for a while. We pick up with Camon and his crew, celebrating in their safe house. Vin is not so sure they have cause to rejoice. Vin doesn't have friends in the underworld. Still, Ulef is the closest thing to a friend she knows, so she takes a risk and decides to trust him, letting him know they need to flee before the obligators arrive. Rather than asking Vin why she's planning to leave, a course of action that could possibly preserve his backside for another day, Camon decides Vin is the problem here. Despite Vin's attempts to calm him, Camon comes after her, beating her mercilessly. There's no escape; Vin sees the darkness in his eyes and knows he doesn't intend to let her live—but then…. After deposing Camon and shooing away the rest of his crew, Kelsier and Dockson invite Vin to sit with them, offering her something to drink and treating her kindly. Vin's life philosophy does not allow her to easily accept this. After some encouragement, Vin agrees to a few tests that prove something incredible. Shortly thereafter, Kelsier calls a meeting with Camon's former crew and some of his own acquaintances. Many of Camon's former crew members try to get close to her, but Vin is hesitant. Nonetheless, she hears them discuss Mistings and Mistborn. Then Kelsier arrives, and she watches Breeze and the others greet him. Kelsier calls the meeting to order and announces his plans: Topple the Final Empire. Yeden, among others, point out obvious problems with this plan. Kelsier, however, has a few useful secrets. Clubs decides that this whole business is madness and leaves. Vin is unable to believe Kelsier just lets him go. Yeden, however, is more suspicious of Kelsier's claim that Vin is Mistborn. Kelsier gives no indication that he is anything but serious about killing the Lord Ruler and toppling his Empire, leading Vin to a disturbing realization. 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 I just binge read the entire thing! This is amazing! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boongeebee Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 I love this thread and look forward to many more posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I hate to ask, but what happened to this? Did people forget about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I hate to ask, but what happened to this? Did people forget about it? I kind of lost my mojo with all of the stress of job hunting, and the site I'd been using to host my memes was deactivated, and then I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue with Memeborn or not. If people think I should, though, then I will. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I for one would love more memes, if you're up for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Master Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 I don't want to do anything against social protocol (from what I've been able to tell, once a thread is dead you're not supposed to post on it again?) but I also didn't want to make an entire new thread for something that already exists. So here's what I'm thinking: a lot of people have talked about doing Memebreaker here, and I have been wanting to reread Warbreaker anyway. If nobody has a problem with it, I'd be interested in posting for Memebreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 @Sand Master I'm all for reviving this thread. We've got kind of a similar thing going in the RP forum for the Reckoners RPG, which was brought on partly because I was missing the hilarity of this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Yes! Necromancy is always fun! And memes. Memes are good. The book memes always were the best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 (edited) I only just now found this thread... now I know why Twi is God Beyond. Besides that she's totally awesome. May I partake in the meme-y-ness, Eldritch Queen of Pugs? EDIT: I'd be glad to complete "The Final Memepire" for you, and the sequals, the "The Meme of Ascension" and "The Meme-o of Ages" Edited October 4, 2016 by bleeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Master Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 (edited) Alright, first part of Memebreaker. Here it is: Spoiler We first see a couple guards skeptical of Vasher's toughness Spoiler Guards proceed to take Nightblood... Spoiler Vasher mentions that he can attain the Fifth Heightening at any time Spoiler Siri revels in how useless she is, allowing her to disappear into the wilderness for hours at a time Spoiler The Royal Locks are a bit ironic in Idris... Spoiler King of Idris decides he does love some of his children more than others Spoiler Vivenna feels sorry for herself Spoiler And then gets the bright idea to go to Hallandren anyway, making her father's decision pointless Spoiler We are introduced to our favorite lazy god of bravery Spoiler And Lightsong gives the greatest nickname ever given in the cosmere! Spoiler Oh the irony Spoiler Siri is surprised that she won't even get to see the God King before she's sent to consummate the marriage Spoiler Vasher sets Nightblood down again, knowing full well what's going to happen Spoiler Spoiler Lightsong begins the puns! Spoiler Looking on the bright side of things Spoiler Bluefingers asks Siri not to touch the God King too much... Spoiler The puns continue Spoiler Good Guy Lightsong Spoiler Lazy Guy Lightsong Spoiler Siri finds that she has no duties except to bear a child, and can't leave the Court of Gods. Spoiler It doesn't match up to the hilarity of Twilyght, but hopefully it's entertaining. Looking back, I think I may have gone a little overboard with the quantity. Let me know what you guys think and I'll try to incorporate it into part 2. Edited October 5, 2016 by Sand Master 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 Those are fantastic, @Sand Master! I especially love "Good Guy Lightsong." XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Master Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sunbird said: Those are fantastic, @Sand Master! I especially love "Good Guy Lightsong." XD Hey, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr she/her Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 Each and every single one of those made me laugh, so I dare say mission accomplished. I thing I died at "gets the bright idea to go to Hallandren anyway" part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) Can I do The Emperor's Meme? Edited March 9, 2017 by Figberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv he/him Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Figberts said: Can I do the emperors meme? Go ahead, you have my blessing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) Working on it now! Edited March 9, 2017 by Figberts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botanica she/her Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 16 hours ago, Figberts said: Working on it now! Thanks so much for your efforts! Can't wait to see it! (There's always not enough TES stuff.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) First instalment of The Emperor's Meme! Spoiler The book starts out with some high ranking people discussing Shai's break in. Galadon is fascinated with Shai, and wants to learn more about her despite his dislike of forgers. Shai is in prison trying to escape, but then people appear and release her. They try to be intimidating but she is unamused because she is now sure she will live. I love the Striker! The arbiters discuss Shai's skills, and ask her to help duplicate the Emperor. Gaotona is impressed with Shai's skills. Shai gets to work on an impossible project that she must finish or she will die. Day three coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 @Figberts Yassss! I approve of your use of owls in your memes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) I seek nothing if not approval of my fellow Sharders! Day 3: Spoiler Gaotona looks in Shai's room and is not amused at what he sees They discuss the palace's forgers, who are rather unskilled. Shai is insulted Shai meets the bloodsealer, and is quite upset at her situation. How I imagine Shai to feel after she learns of the penalty for failing Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) I can't tell. Is the disturbing lack of upvote due to poor meme quality, or the fact that I am not TwiLight? Edited March 11, 2017 by Figberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 @Figberts Patience, Grasshopper. Your latest meme post hasn't even been up for a full day, and each person can only upvote it once. I, for one, enjoyed them all immensely! That hawk in the first one looks like the bird version of Clarity Clarence. XD And where in Calamity did you find that epicly creepy fanart of the Bloodsealer?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Thank you for your wisdom @Sunbird. I found the bloodsealer by looking up "Cosmere bloodsealer". Glad you appreciated my memes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 54 minutes ago, Figberts said: Thank you for your wisdom @Sunbird. I found the bloodsealer by looking up "Cosmere bloodsealer". Glad you appreciated my memes! The bloodsealer was actually drawn by a Sharder, @Botanica. Her other TeS artwork is here: She also has some other cool artwork in the gallery on other subjects. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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