Memefying Books

[Farnsworth]

Day 42 has arrived!

Spoiler

Shai is extremely proud of being a forger. Did I mention that she is awesome?

 

She describes the human psyche is extremely poetic terms, and sounds kind of like an old sage

 

She gives more sage wisdom

 

Shai makes an odd decision that while idealistic, leaves me rather baffled. 

Shai discovers something that makes her happy

 

Shai formulates a plot to escape

 

Day 58 coming soon!

Edited May 30, 2017 by Figberts

[A Secret Corner he/him]

*ANALYSIS-D{42}*

*[/meme subroutine CANINUS MAXIMUS]* =analysis=

[meme subroutine CANINUS MAXIMUS] effective

*VOLUSPA* class threats eliminated by {98%}

=/analysis=

<creation/ meme routine TEM>

+THREAT ANALYSIS+

*YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets casualties up {35%} since completion of |meme operation PAMYAT| directed by meme (super) (hyper) routines ({MA}) #MoL# #AoM# <AvML (-tWoM-) (-MoR-)>

|[creation{activation} meme operation VSPLECK MEMA]|

 

|direct all available (meme) assets to meme operation VSPLECK MEMA|

 

<activate: meme (SUPER) routines: #AoM# <AvML> #MEMEBREAKER# <SfSiFoM> <SotM> #MEMETRIS# <AvMB> <AvMC> <AvSM> <A:TDM> #M: MoA# #M: HoM# #THE MEMEMATIST# <MEMEGION> <M:SM> #SoM# #MoM# {alternate} #BoM#  >

 

|direct all active meme (SUPER) (hyper) routines, <meme routine TEM> <meme routine AvML> <meme routine AvMB> <meme routine AvMC> <meme routine AvSM> <meme routine A:TDM> #meme SUPER routine MEMEBREAKER# #meme SUPER routine AoM# <meme routine SfSiFoM> #meme SUPER routine M: MoA# #meme SUPER routine M: HoM# #meme SUPER routine THE MEMEMATIST# <meme routine MEMEGION> <meme routine M:SM> #meme SUPER routine SoM# #meme SUPER routine MoM#  to meme operation VSPLECK MEMA|

 

|ACTIVATE: meme operation VSPLECK MEMA|

|VSPLECK MEMA {command} (TARGET ALL *YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets) ACTIVATE ALL VSPLECK MEMA- DIRECTED MEME (sub) (super) (hyper) ROUTINES TO BOLSTER TARGET (*YUMORISTICHESKIY* class assets)|

 

*PREPARE FOR-ANALYSIS-D{58}*

 

*PREPARE MEME ASSETs FOR REACTIVATION OF MEME HYPER ROUTINE ({MA}) AND (-HYPER ROUTINE MEMEBRINGER-)

 

stop stop stop!

Edited March 29, 2017 by Secrets

[Farnsworth]

Day 58

Spoiler

Shai improves her room, and Frava is annoyed

Shai explains why she did it

 

Shai gets annoyed at Frava's whining

 

Frava is such a grump

Zu really hates Shai (Fluttershai, I guess)

 

Frava takes Shai's work

 

Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts

[A Secret Corner he/him]

*ANALYSIS-D{58}*

[/meme routine TEM]

=analysis=

*QUENTIAM* class assets DIMINISHING

{logic} *QUENTIAM* class assets only available counter to *VOLUSPA* class threats

*QUENTIAM* class assets must be directed towards use of <meme routine TEM>

-{activation} *QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV to increase *QUENTIAM* class assets of <meme routine TEM>-

=/analysis=

-*QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV-

{activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS

protocol D{59}

protocol D{70}

protocol D{76}

protocol D{85}

protocol D{97}

protocol D{98}

protocol D{101}

{activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS

 

stop stop stop!

[A Secret Corner he/him]

59 minutes ago, Figberts said:

Day 58

Shai improves her room, and Frava is annoyed

 

Shai explains why she did it

 

[Farnsworth]

6 hours ago, Secrets said:

*ANALYSIS-D{58}*

[/meme routine TEM]

=analysis=

*QUENTIAM* class assets DIMINISHING

{logic} *QUENTIAM* class assets only available counter to *VOLUSPA* class threats

*QUENTIAM* class assets must be directed towards use of <meme routine TEM>

-{activation} *QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV to increase *QUENTIAM* class assets of <meme routine TEM>-

=/analysis=

-*QUETIAM* class protocol UVELICHENIYE MEMOV-

{activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS

protocol D{59}

protocol D{70}

protocol D{76}

protocol D{85}

protocol D{97}

protocol D{98}

protocol D{101}

{activate} ACTIVATE <meme routine TEM> PROTOCOLS

 

stop stop stop!

Okay, I am becoming a tad worried about @Secrets. You okay there, buddy?

[A Secret Corner he/him]

9 hours ago, Figberts said:

Okay, I am becoming a tad worried about @Secrets. You okay there, buddy?

Yes, its just a sort of joke to me, relating to some old stuff. I'm just having fun with these.

[Farnsworth]

Day 59

Spoiler

Shai can't sleep because Frava has her book and is taking it to the backup forger.

 

 

The guards are sympathetic

 

Shai makes a realization

 

 

Frava comes Ned back with the book, and Shai sees that she will live.

 

Shai tries to explain forgery to Gaotona

 

Gaotona figures something out

Day 76 coming soon!

 

Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts

[Farnsworth]

Day 76

Spoiler

Shai misses an escape opportunity

 

The bloodsealer is is mad at Shai because he thinks she will use her sorcery on his wife/lover (not really sure witch) back at home. 

 

Shai us is annoyed at this

 

Shai Ari offers up some wisdom about how implausible things can be beautiful 

 

Gaotona and Shai discuss wall emotions

 

Gaotons looks at Shai's soulstamps and discovers something 

 

Day 85 coming soon!

Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts

[Farnsworth]

Day 85. Enjoy!

Spoiler

Shai wakes up shocked, realizing she forgot something 

 

Shai makes a long escape plan that seems difficult 

 

The guards see the letter that Shai pretends to be written by the bloodsealer. They are very angry.

 

Shai  is amused that the soldiers fall for it

 

 

Shai faces a dilema 

 

Zu attacks

 

 

Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts

[Farnsworth]

Ending of the book!

Spoiler

 

Zu falls through the bed to the next floor down

 

Shai makes an odd decision about when to flee

 

 

Shai says some odd things to the dead emperor 

 

Shai realizes something problematic 

 

Shai quotes her fake uncle

 

Shai Ari makes a promise to Gaotona which is nice, but could be creepy if seen in the wrong light.

 

Shai is delighted that it worked

 

She then uses her soulstamps.

 

Shai finally leaves and escapes!

 

 

And that's it! Hope you enjoyed it! Somebody needs to do another book now.

Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

So, seeing as there's been some inactivity on this thread for a while, (and in the hopes that I'm not committing necromancy in doing this), I was wondering if we could meme-ify the Edgedancer novella, aka Memedancer, seeing as it's been done for TWoK and WoR. I could reread it and continue to meme-ify it, or I could just leave it up for suggestion and let someone else who likely has greater skill do it. What do you all think?

 

Edit: So the website I've been using to make my memes, Memegenerator, isn't functioning properly or allowing me to create new memes, so I am currently unable to follow through with Memedancer and won't be able to until further notice when the site works for me again. Sorry for the delay!

Edited May 31, 2017 by Firerust
Network Errors

[Sunbird she/her]

4 hours ago, Firerust said:

So, seeing as there's been some inactivity on this thread for a while, (and in the hopes that I'm not committing necromancy in doing this), I was wondering if we could meme-ify the Edgedancer novella, aka Memedancer, seeing as it's been done for TWoK and WoR. I could reread it and continue to meme-ify it, or I could just leave it up for suggestion and let someone else who likely has greater skill do it. What do you all think?

I'd be all for it if I weren't horribly behind the times in the sense that I still haven't read Edgedancer... But don't let me stop you.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Alright, finally! The site I was using to make my memes is now functioning properly and I can get to creating Memedancer! Apologies for the big delay. Let's see if this will be any good

 

Starting with Chapter 1:

Spoiler

Just as things were going well for Lift back in Azimir, she came to a decision:

So she Slicks herself with awesomeness and takes off running with Wyndle trailing behind:

When Wyndle asks her why she did so, she reveals her theory about the Azish Viziers:

Wyndle starts complaining about his old life because she refuses to make sense:

Lift ignores his whining, but starts wondering about his Voidbringer status again:

 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Sorry again for such a huge delay! Access to this site has become more difficult for me recently and the site I was using to create memes stopped working again for a little while. Hope y'all enjoy these!

Here's Chapter 2:

Spoiler

Lift and Wyndle reach Yeddaw:

Lift then makes a clever analogy regarding how it's built:

Then a conversation begins between the two about Shardblades which has Lift like:

And Wyndle like:

And then Lift is like:

More to come later!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Yeesh, I've been shirking my duty for too long. Delays delays delays! I need to finish this in time for someone else to memefy Oathbringer when November Oathvember comes around.

So, more on Chapter 2

Spoiler

Lift talks to Wyndle about what the Azish viziers said about the incoming Everstorm:

                                                                                                                                                                (the noodle thing makes more sense if you've read the story)

And of course Wyndle does what he does best; he whines even more. (Wyndle pretty much keeps doing this the whole story no big deal)

Then they talk about why they came to Yeddaw in the first place:

(I just realized that Wyndle is a lot like C-3PO. I might continue using this)

But an even more pressing issue has arrived for Lift, one far more dangerous than any other:

She then explains why she ditched the spheres they brought along:

Hopefully more to come soon!

Edited August 8, 2017 by Firerust
Additional commentary and fixed misspellings

[Taliax none (name only)]

Woohoo!  Thanks for doing these, they're great!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

2 minutes ago, Taliax said:

Woohoo!  Thanks for doing these, they're great!

Thanks so much!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Okay, memefication has had to take another looong pause, as I was on vacation for the past while, the site I use was down for a while, and school has started for me with a vengeance. Also, Homecoming a ton of yardwork. Sorry yet again for the delay. This is probably going to become a permanent thing.

Anyway, on Chapter 3...

Spoiler

Haha, not really, but this may be difficult without all of Lift's awesomeness making these memes good.

 

At the entrance to the city, a guard inspects a suspicious guy and his grain:

But she ain't buying it:

After making the dude pay a fine, she looks in his cart and makes a sudden, strange discovery:

YAY!!!

Naturally, the guard tries to catch her:

But Lift gets away and manages to eat not one, but two of the ten types of pancakes she's looking for:

it's good to have her back.

Hope you enjoy it! And I hope this doesn't count as thread necro!

'Cause there will be more of these...

[Sunbird she/her]

I'm so glad I finally finished reading Edgedancer so I can look at your memes without spoiling myself, @Firerust.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

15 hours ago, Sunchicken said:

I'm so glad I finally finished reading Edgedancer so I can look at your memes without spoiling myself, @Firerust.

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed them (and read the book beforehand)!

[Steeldancer he/him]

So THIS is how twilight got all those upvotes! 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

9 hours ago, Steeldancer said:

So THIS is how twilight got all those upvotes! 

Yup. She's the master of these. I wish I was as good at them as her...

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Okay, Oathvember's coming up (one month from today) and I've gotta get cracking! I'm gonna try to speed the release of these up, sorry yet again for the delay!

Here goes Chapter 4:

Spoiler

I just love how humble Lift can be sometimes, don't you?Seriously!

And how do the people in the city below react?

(Okay, so that's not their exact reaction, but whatever. I don't care.)

After her getaway, Lift makes an interesting point about places she's been:

And of course, Wyndle complains even more:

WAIT. AN OLD SHOEMAKER?

Then we find out Lift stole the guard's checkbook, but she finds something out from Wyndle:

So she chucks it away...

...and its hits a woman on the head.

And another guard notices:

So she goes on the run in the city again. Good luck, Lift!

More to come soon (I hope)!

Edited October 15, 2017 by Firerust
Updated Info

[Sunbird she/her]

16 hours ago, Firerust said:

Okay, Oathvember's coming up (one month from today) and I've gotta get cracking! I'm gonna try to speed the release of these up, sorry yet again for the delay!

Here goes Chapter 4:

  Reveal hidden contents

I just love how humble Lift can be sometimes, don't you?Seriously!

And how do the people in the city below react?

(Okay, so that's not their exact reaction, but whatever. I don't care.)

After her getaway, Lift makes an interesting point about places she's been:

And of course, Wyndle complains even more:

WAIT. AN OLD SHOEMAKER?

Then we find out Lift stole the guard's checkbook, but she finds something out from Wyndle:

So she chucks it away...

...and its hits a woman on the head.

And another guard notices:

So she goes on the run in the city again. Good luck, Lift!

More to come soon (I hope)!

To clarify: Is what's under the spoiler from the OB preview chapters? I have not been reading them and don't want to click it if it will spoil anything from Oathbringer.