Sand Master Posted October 5, 2016 Posted October 5, 2016 (edited) Alright, first part of Memebreaker. Here it is: Spoiler We first see a couple guards skeptical of Vasher's toughness Spoiler Guards proceed to take Nightblood... Spoiler Vasher mentions that he can attain the Fifth Heightening at any time Spoiler Siri revels in how useless she is, allowing her to disappear into the wilderness for hours at a time Spoiler The Royal Locks are a bit ironic in Idris... Spoiler King of Idris decides he does love some of his children more than others Spoiler Vivenna feels sorry for herself Spoiler And then gets the bright idea to go to Hallandren anyway, making her father's decision pointless Spoiler We are introduced to our favorite lazy god of bravery Spoiler And Lightsong gives the greatest nickname ever given in the cosmere! Spoiler Oh the irony Spoiler Siri is surprised that she won't even get to see the God King before she's sent to consummate the marriage Spoiler Vasher sets Nightblood down again, knowing full well what's going to happen Spoiler Spoiler Lightsong begins the puns! Spoiler Looking on the bright side of things Spoiler Bluefingers asks Siri not to touch the God King too much... Spoiler The puns continue Spoiler Good Guy Lightsong Spoiler Lazy Guy Lightsong Spoiler Siri finds that she has no duties except to bear a child, and can't leave the Court of Gods. Spoiler It doesn't match up to the hilarity of Twilyght, but hopefully it's entertaining. Looking back, I think I may have gone a little overboard with the quantity. Let me know what you guys think and I'll try to incorporate it into part 2. Edited October 5, 2016 by Sand Master 13
Sunbird she/her Posted October 5, 2016 Posted October 5, 2016 Those are fantastic, @Sand Master! I especially love "Good Guy Lightsong." XD
Sand Master Posted October 5, 2016 Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sunbird said: Those are fantastic, @Sand Master! I especially love "Good Guy Lightsong." XD Hey, thanks!
Rasarr she/her Posted October 5, 2016 Posted October 5, 2016 Each and every single one of those made me laugh, so I dare say mission accomplished. I thing I died at "gets the bright idea to go to Hallandren anyway" part.
Farnsworth Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) Can I do The Emperor's Meme? Edited March 9, 2017 by Figberts
Mestiv he/him Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Figberts said: Can I do the emperors meme? Go ahead, you have my blessing!
Farnsworth Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) Working on it now! Edited March 9, 2017 by Figberts 1
Botanica she/her Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 16 hours ago, Figberts said: Working on it now! Thanks so much for your efforts! Can't wait to see it! (There's always not enough TES stuff.) 1
Farnsworth Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) First instalment of The Emperor's Meme! Spoiler The book starts out with some high ranking people discussing Shai's break in. Galadon is fascinated with Shai, and wants to learn more about her despite his dislike of forgers. Shai is in prison trying to escape, but then people appear and release her. They try to be intimidating but she is unamused because she is now sure she will live. I love the Striker! The arbiters discuss Shai's skills, and ask her to help duplicate the Emperor. Gaotona is impressed with Shai's skills. Shai gets to work on an impossible project that she must finish or she will die. Day three coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 6
Sunbird she/her Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 @Figberts Yassss! I approve of your use of owls in your memes 1
Farnsworth Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) I seek nothing if not approval of my fellow Sharders! Day 3: Spoiler Gaotona looks in Shai's room and is not amused at what he sees They discuss the palace's forgers, who are rather unskilled. Shai is insulted Shai meets the bloodsealer, and is quite upset at her situation. How I imagine Shai to feel after she learns of the penalty for failing Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 13
Farnsworth Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) I can't tell. Is the disturbing lack of upvote due to poor meme quality, or the fact that I am not TwiLight? Edited March 11, 2017 by Figberts
Sunbird she/her Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 @Figberts Patience, Grasshopper. Your latest meme post hasn't even been up for a full day, and each person can only upvote it once. I, for one, enjoyed them all immensely! That hawk in the first one looks like the bird version of Clarity Clarence. XD And where in Calamity did you find that epicly creepy fanart of the Bloodsealer?? 1
Farnsworth Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Thank you for your wisdom @Sunbird. I found the bloodsealer by looking up "Cosmere bloodsealer". Glad you appreciated my memes!
kenod Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 54 minutes ago, Figberts said: Thank you for your wisdom @Sunbird. I found the bloodsealer by looking up "Cosmere bloodsealer". Glad you appreciated my memes! The bloodsealer was actually drawn by a Sharder, @Botanica. Her other TeS artwork is here: She also has some other cool artwork in the gallery on other subjects. 2
Farnsworth Posted March 17, 2017 Posted March 17, 2017 (edited) Presenting day 12 of The Emperor's Meme (day 4 was short so I included it in the earlier one) Spoiler Shai forges the table Gaotona thinks she isn't focusing on the emperor enough Shai sees that Gaotona is not impressed Gaotona doesn't like her explanation How I feel when Shai is explaining about the three realms Gaotona's response Shai gives Gaotona advice on how to keep the emperor's death secret. Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 8
Farnsworth Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Here's day 17 of The Emperor's Meme! Enjoy! Spoiler Shai works on the emperor, and discovers that he is very complicated and confusing. She discovers most of this by reading his journal. While she is working in her room she is visited by Frava, who criticizes her slowness. Frava openly makes a request to Shai Shai is is mad at Frava because... And because Shai then discovers that they may be planning to kill her after she is done. Day 30 coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 12
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 @Figberts I thoroughly enjoyed reading through those XD 1
A Secret Corner he/him Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Could these get linked to the Sanderson memes page? These are all great, and I think that they could get some more exposure of they got linked from this thread to the Sanderson memes thread.
Farnsworth Posted March 26, 2017 Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) Day 30 of The Emperor's Meme! Enjoy! Spoiler Shai fixes the stained glass window in her room Shai makes an observation about soulstamps Gaotona volunteers to be the test subject (don't ask me why I imagine him this way) I love Shai! Gaotona learns about forgery The stamp takes! Gaotona behaves as the emperor would have Gaotona gives some interesting insight on Ashravan Shai comes to a realization about Gaotona Shai reveals something to Gaotona Gaotona is not pleased Day 42 coming soon! Edited May 29, 2017 by Figberts 10
Farnsworth Posted March 27, 2017 Posted March 27, 2017 And now its back to obsessively reading @TwiLyghtSansSparkles's memes to see just how the Mother of Memes makes such superb memes.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 27, 2017 Author Posted March 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Figberts said: And now its back to obsessively reading @TwiLyghtSansSparkles's memes to see just how the Mother of Memes makes such superb memes. Thanks. Mostly I just go with my first, most random and bizarre thought. Or, when in doubt, I add a pug. 5
A Secret Corner he/him Posted March 27, 2017 Posted March 27, 2017 12 hours ago, Figberts said: *analyzing analyzing analyzing* *answer* *more pugs needed* activate meme subroutine CANINIS MAXIMUS 314 RESTATION ALL *PUG* ASSETS to PRIORITY 10 INTERFACE DIRRECT ALL PRIORITY INTERFACE ASSETS TO COUNTER VALUSPA THREAT *boredom* stop stop stop! 4
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