Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Paalm Tree]

YOU CANNOT HAVE MY GOAT

- Dalinar 

 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

“Blood for the blood goat.”

[Knight of Iron she/they]

"Your goat is too nice. Old guys shouldn’t have nice goats. It means they spend way too much time swinging a sword or punching people. You should have an old flabby goat. Then I’d trust you."

"Hello! Would you like to destroy some goats today?"

EDIT: "I am... I was Goat." -- Honor

Edited November 20, 2019 by Knight of Iron

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

“The Night Watcher is of the old goat.”

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Already been done.

Goat comes to us all.

[Honorless he/him]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

Already been done.

Where? Could you point it out, I checked but this hadn't been done before

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Could have sworn I’d seen it before... My mistake.

[Honorless he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

Could have sworn I’d seen it before... My mistake.

I think that might've just been that it's a famous quote (the original non-goat version, that is) 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

No, never seen it before in my life. In the non goat version. Must have seen it in a PM.

Goat d**n.

[Honorless he/him]

On 11/23/2019 at 10:26 AM, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

No, never seen it before in my life. In the non goat version. Must have seen it in a PM.

Goat d**n.

Oh no, even more likely, maybe you saw it on the original Twitter feed or Reddit thread

Update: didn't find this one. Phew.

But I had posted multiple goat-related quotes here already, I'll just merge them

Edited April 12, 2020 by Dreamer

[ToaCalune he/him]

It's time you looked inward and asked the big goat. Who are you? And what do you goat?

-Uncle Goat-roh

Edited March 4, 2020 by ToaCalune

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

42 minutes ago, ToaCalune said:

It's time you inward and asked the big goat. Who are you? And what do you goat?

-Uncle Goat-ro

Yessssssss UNCLE GOAT-RO

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"Nightblood in the hands of Goats should be one of the most terrifying things that you have ever contemplated."
-The Goat Cult

 @Truthless of Shinovar

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I mean, the quote is still pretty accurate

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

"NO GOATING!!!"

"Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of goating."

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Or, alternatively:

"Sometimes a goat is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.”

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am a goat.

[Emerald_Mage he/him]

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the goats keep it. The way is shut."

[+Doomstick he/him]

*those who are goats

[The_Archivist he/him]

"I am a goat"

"The goat is a lie"

"Those who do not know the goat are doomed to repeat it"

"I can do with one goat what others do with dosens"

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

One of my top Wit quotes: “And by that I mean lying in a puddle of my own urine, calling for the nurse to bring me more goats.”

 

Actually, I like this better. “And by that I mean lying in a puddle of my own goats, calling for the nurse to bring me more pudding.”

Edited April 11, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle

[Soulbinder she/her]

But soft! What goat in yonder window breaks?

[HeyLookItz he/him]

"The dark one and all the forsaken are bound in shayol ghul, bound by the goat in the moment of goating"

Edited April 27, 2020 by HeyLookItz
Typo

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Wasing not of Wasing goat.

[Elend Venture he/him]

"I am a goat!"

Edited April 30, 2020 by Elend Venture