Curiosity Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 *Bows lightly* I am but a humble novice, reader of a mere three cosmere books, but I request permission to join your fine guild. I believe I could fulfill the tennants quite nicely, as an awkward nerd myself. Fascinating! I was not aware that the Knights Awkward had Tennants to fulfill (although the Whovians in there midst does not make this too surprising). Though perhaps there are tenets as well as the presence of the dreaded autocorrect? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted December 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Fascinating! I was not aware that the Knights Awkward had Tennants to fulfill (although the Whovians in there midst does not make this too surprising). Though perhaps there are tenets as well as the presence of the dreaded autocorrect? You must find David Tennant and convert him to Sandersonism! And then get him to join this guild!That or the tenth Doctor, I'm not picky. If you find a Capaldi or Smith or Baker or whatever along the way, that's bonus points. If you find the fourteenth doctor that's an automatic A+. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airhawk360 Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Fascinating! I was not aware that the Knights Awkward had Tennants to fulfill (although the Whovians in there midst does not make this too surprising). Though perhaps there are tenets as well as the presence of the dreaded autocorrect? Unfortunatly, that wasn't so much of autocorrect and more of a glaring typo. Pretty much I've written that word in a similar fashion since before I even knew of Dr. Who. I used to be a Whovian, but not anymore really. I really should pay more attention to how I spell things... Also, I might have been refering to the oaths... xD Speak again the hallowed oaths: Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. The Knights Awkward must rise again. Edited December 8, 2015 by Airhawk360 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Ally looks at everyone with a confused expression. "Why is everyone thought speaking???" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted December 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) Mistrunner looks around. "Did everyone spontaneously fall asleep? Or am in in a bendalloy bubble?" She gets way too excited at this possibility and starts to jump around on beanbags. Edited December 18, 2015 by Mistrunner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Out from the shadows, Ripple stepped forward into the light of the Knights Awkward. "Excuse me, but may I unite with those who are like me, awkward?" she spoke, her voice near to a whisper. "Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amrynn Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Amrynn shook himself back to lucidity. "Why does that keep happening to us?" He muttered. "What keeps happening?" Fi asked, curious. "Though it may just be in my mind, everyone just stops doing anything and their eyes get all glazed over." He responded. "A few seconds after that, my memory fades and I reawaken." "Hmpf. Weird." Fi says, fluttering over to join Mistrunner in jumping on the beanbags. Amrynn sighs and turns to the new arrival. "Greetings and welcome to our guild... group... order... thing." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Stormgate stumbles in. "Where am I? I got lost trying to find the State of the Sanderson." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airhawk360 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 *Airhawk stumbles back in* Heya! Uh, welcome! I was wondering where everyone went... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Ally looks up from her trance, and states, "Mistrunner, I think we ran out of bookies..." Her breathing speeds up drastically, until Sequence shoves a bookie into her mouth. Ally's breathing returns to a normal pace. She whips out a paper, and starts writing on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 Maggie stumbles back in. "Heya guys, sorry I was gone so long. I want to plan an epic quest of adventure for all the guilds to participate in! But making the map has been hard . . Anyway, does anyone know what our surges do?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Ally looks up from her writing, and states with full certanty "Our surges make unicorns happy, and makes sugar appear, and illusions, and pulling, and bonding, and... Wait, what's a unicorn?" She looks at everyone with a confused expression on her face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCHHHH* Edited January 5, 2016 by warriormark16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) I humbly request to become a Knight Awkward as a rolesmith. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. Edited January 6, 2016 by Kynedath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted January 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I humbly request to become a Knight Awkward as a rolesmith. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. Mistrunner dashes back up to her throne, slapping what she thinks is a crown on her head. She soon realizes that she does not, in fact, own a crown, and as such the can of refried beans slipped off her head and onto the ground."Welcome, Kynedath, to the Grand and Elite Order of the Knights Awkward!" she says, waving her hands regally (ish). "Please ignore Warriormark, it's been a long time since he learned table manners." She shoots him a look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Mistrunner dashes back up to her throne, slapping what she thinks is a crown on her head. She soon realizes that she does not, in fact, own a crown, and as such the can of refried beans slipped off her head and onto the ground. "Welcome, Kynedath, to the Grand and Elite Order of the Knights Awkward!" she says, waving her hands regally (ish). "Please ignore Warriormark, it's been a long time since he learned table manners." She shoots him a look. "It is quite alright. I have known many others with much worse manners than Warriormark." Kynedath Silently questions his sanity for joining these people. "I am honoured to be welcomed so fervently." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amrynn Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 "Well, I'm not sure that I can top Warriormark's welcome," Amrynn said to Kynedath. "But I welcome you into our ranks with open arms." Fi, Amrynn's spren, flittered over to Kynedath and circled his head, looking the newcomer over. "Hmm. I think I like you!" Fi said, perking up. "Nice to meet you!" She said, outstretching her miniature hand for him to shake, but got distracted by something in the distance and flew off before she could properly shake Kynedath's hand. "Excuse her." Amrynn apologized. "Her attention span is nearly nonexistent." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Maggie looks up from trying (unsuccessfully) to stick a glove onto her left hand. The fingers were just too short. She narrows her eyes. Fi was so different on the video game. What happened to them? "Welcome, Kydenath!, I'm gonna guess you read through our lovely thread before joining, so would you like a bookie? This one's--" Maggie's face turns green as she gags. "Never mind, that's a Straff Venture." She pauses to shudder. "I've never tasted something that bad in my entire life." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Stormgate just sits in the corner, gives himself a facepalm at Warriormark's behavior, muttering to himself about storming Quipsmiths, and goes back to his theories. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Carola shyly walks in, requesting the right to join the knight's awkward as a Theoryweaver 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Kynedath quickly glances up from his book, noticing the newcomer. Turning back to the dusty tome he was reading, he mutters: "Here comes another one, sacrificing their soul for this group of insanities." Would you like me to help you welcome them? Kynedath, you probably should go and welcome them. "Fine, you guys are probably right." Kynedath closes his book, stand's up from his recliner and begins to walk towards the newcomer whilst mentally preparing himself for the inevitably awkward conversation that will ensue. "Greetings Carola, I am Kynedath, The italics is my sentient sword Voidwraith and the Bold is my quiet yet analytical spren Seznith. Please be aware that by accepting entrance into this group of misfits and anti-social personalities, you risk being driven insane and bombarded by offerings of bookies. I do not currently have the power to accept you into our ranks but I welcome you with open arms." After the very hurried speech and silent stares that followed, Kynedath quickly turns and makes his way back to the recliner he was in to begin with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 "Oh, thanks. Do you know who's in charge here? So I can talk to them" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Without looking back up from his book, Kynedath motions to his sword. The one who first welcomed us officially was Mistrunner. Kynedath thinks that she has some sort of nervous tick since she keeps reaching to the top of her head as if her hat was out of place. "This place has been fairly quiet lately, but Mistrunner was on just yesterday. I would suggest waiting for a day or two to see if anyone else notices you." If that doesn't work, then you could always just send a PM their way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Ahhhh... I Love the smell of crossGuilding in the evening. There's a smell? yes, my good sword, yes there is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Okay, for now I'll just sit and study this brick- I mean book while I wait." Carola sat down and began reading Words if Radiance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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