The Knights Awkward

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Carola looks up"why would you wager your big toe like that?"

[Sunbird she/her]

"I'm so sure that a chasmfiend bookie would be toxic that I am confident I will not lose my big toe in this wager," Sunbird replies, flopping down on a beanbag to rest.

[Clockwork he/him]

"Chasmfiends aren't poisonous... and what sort of effects could they do...?" He wondered out loud, finally getting into the kitchen.

[Sunbird she/her]

"Well, think about it," says Sunbird. "A bookie is the edible embodiment of a character, correct? Think of how ill-tempered chasmfiends are. Pack all that bad attitude into a little bookie and it's bound to make you sick." She pauses thoughtfully. "Or maybe the sour temperament wouldn't be harmful to someone equally as grumpy as a chasmfiend."

[RippleGylf she/her]

Ripple suddenly burst into the conversation.

 

"Actually, a chasmfiend bookie wouldn't be completely toxic, as bookies are primarily cookies, and cookies are always delicious. So, said chasmfiend cookie would most likely be rather tart, but by no means terrible."

 

Looking proud of herself, Ripple returned to her studies of lines and dots.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Maggie is confused. "Should we get an Alleywatcher in here to remove her big toe then . . . ?"

[ChickenPlague he/him]

Chicken stands up, walks to Sunbird while repeating "Choppity chop, choppity chop..."

He then holds his spoon above Subirds big toe...

[Sunbird she/her]

Sunbird, glaring at ChickenPlague, kicks the spoon straight up so that it impales the ceiling and sticks there, quivering. She pulls out a small dagger from seemingly nowhere and waves it under ChickenPlague's nose. "In case you get any more ideas..." she says darkly before secreting the dagger upon her person once more.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

"Hey we need a Referencecaller here!"Chicken shouts.

"I think we have a fairly recent WoSb that she will give her toe away if Chasmfiend bookies taste bearable."

[Kit]

Kit takes notice of the small commotion and adds "I'm no Referencecaller, but I would like to point out that while Sunbird offered her big toe, Chasmfiend has not accepted the bet."

[ChickenPlague he/him]

"Right you are! But she didn't say that she offers the bet to Chasmfiend only." Chicken says, a wicked grin spreading on his face." I accept!"

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Maggie sits straight up, eyes wide. "Ooooh, this thread is finally more interesting than any books I've been reading! Opal!" She calls "You've got to see this!"

[RippleGylf she/her]

"Right you are! But she didn't say that she offers the bet to Chasmfiend only." Chicken says, a wicked grin spreading on his face." I accept!"

 

"So... you actually want Sunbird's big toe? Losing toes isn't fun. I know. Stupid twenty-sided dice... and that new one made entirely out of ants still isn't working quite right..."

[ChickenPlague he/him]

"So... you actually want Sunbird's big toe? Losing toes isn't fun. I know. Stupid twenty-sided dice... and that new one made entirely out of ants still isn't working quite right..."

Do you know what toespikes can steal? Granted they are hard to use(pretty blunt).

Also I will try to grow you a new toe Sunbird.

[Kit]

"Right you are." Replied Kit. "But she also used the word "I'd" meaning I would. So I do believe that she still has a chance to retract her statement."

Edited February 12, 2016 by Kit

[Clockwork he/him]

Walking out of the kitchen, Chasmfiend says "They don't taste half bad. In fact, I like them. Perhaps it's just me, though... here, everyone, have some..."

[ChickenPlague he/him]

"Tastes like badassery"Chicken says gulping down a huge cookie.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Uhh... I'd rather not, for the sake of my health.

[Pikachu she/her]

Pikachu, Walks regally (or, crawls rather...I'm a Pikachu) Into the great hall of Mistrunner, Herald of the Knights Awkward. Bows, and offers the oaths: 

Books before friends,

17th Shard before the real world,

Release dates before birthdays,

 

The knights awkward will rise again

 

And Respectfully asks if I may take part in the uprising of the knights awkward, and join this guild. 

[Sunbird she/her]

Sunbird seizes the lifeline Kit has offered her and quickly says, "Yes! I said I would wager my big toe, not that I was actually putting it up for the taking." She eyes ChickenPlague suspiciously.

[Kynedath]

Bows, and offers the oaths: 

Sentence fragment. No noun.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Sentence fragment. No noun.

Maggie rolls her eyes. "Oh, pshaw, Kynedath. It's fine. Not everyone understands how to roleplay yet. Besides, my own entry wasn't much better." Maggie digs through the Archives of Awkward and pulls out:

*states boldly* I would join this group as a reference caller. Will ye except me?

"See? Happens to everyone." Maggie leans forward and widely grins at the little Pikachu. "Nice to have you here." She then realizes that she might be too close. A distance of two about 2 centimeters between faces had made people uncomfortable, in the past.

[Kynedath]

Maggie rolls her eyes. "Oh, pshaw, Kynedath. It's fine. Not everyone understands how to roleplay yet. Besides, my own entry wasn't much better." Maggie digs through the Archives of Awkward and pulls out:

"See? Happens to everyone." Maggie leans forward and widely grins at the little Pikachu. "Nice to have you here." She then realizes that she might be too close. A distance of two about 2 centimeters between faces had made people uncomfortable, in the past.

"I'll have you know that grammar is very important to me. It is the force that keeps communication clear and understandable by all. I do realize that to some people it can be a pain to memorize, but it is worth the effort for the ease of communication."

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Sentence fragment. No noun.

there is a noun implied, it is just fine.

anyway... "Mistrunner! We have a new Awkward friend!"

Carola shoves a plate of bookies into Pikachu's hand- paws? and says "Eat these while you wait"

[Mistrunner]

Mistrunner runs into the hall, hair soaked, breathing heavily. "Family... meetups... can take a lot outta ya," she says before collapsing. She mumbles an acceptance to Pikachu, extending (flopping) a hand over.