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Suddenly, out of the swirling Mists, a stranger appears. He brandishes his sword simmering like starlight and lays it at the feet of the peacefully reading Mistrunner. The stranger spoke, "I have traveled far to find you, and I seek to join your ranks."

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Carola glances at the stranger, then makes a decision. let's see just how awkward we can make this...

Carola throws her copy of Way of Kings and Words of Radiance at Allomantisist

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Voidus teleported into keep Awkward, arriving in a shadowy blur as he preferred.

Almost as soon as he'd materialized however he was hit by two rather substantial books. He whirled around to face the culprit, a red welt forming just next to his eyespike.

"Hey! That was... um..."

As always upon entering keep Awkward, Voidus had a somewhat different personality, most of his other personalities had been removed by spikings over the years but Awkward!Voidus had never been defeated.

"Um... that kind of, you know hurt a bit and you know you maybe shouldn't throw books like that in an active teleportation zone. Please."

Rather than make eye-contact, Voidus pulled a book out and sat down to read.

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AWWW SERIOUSLY!!!!! *grumps down on the couch* I'm so bad at throwing, the universe sent Voidus stop me from hitting my target....

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Amrynn finally takes the time to look up from his copy of "The Eye of the World" to find a scene of utter chaos. "Fi, care to explain what the storms is going on here?" He asks.

"Well," the spren says, flittering just a little too close to her partner's face. "There's a lot. I'd explain it to yo-" Fi stops speaking abruptly, turning to look at Voidus who had just appeared.

"Fi, look at me and don't get distracted."

"Too late!" She uttered and flew up to Voidus, making a rather unpleasant face.

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Ally stands up, stretches, yawns, and says ,"Newcome well comers" she pauses, realizing what she said. " sorry, I meant welcome newcomers! I guess I'll have a bookie" she reaches for a bookie, and immediately spits it out, blanching. "Blegh! What is this?" She looks down. "Oh, that explains it." She looks around. " who put a Sadeas cookie in here? It tasted good at first, but that after taste....just typical. Just like Sadeas. Acting sweet at first, then turns out to be rotten" she mumbles the last part

Sequence pops up, looks at all the new Spren, and hums, "mmmmmmmmmmm. Newwwwwww frieennnnnnndssssss" he bumps into a wall. Again. And againn

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A large man in a suit of armor strides in.


 


I wish to join this clan!


 


I came too late... everyone's asleep...


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I don't have permission to let you guys join, and our leader is hiding behind the couch muttering something about hydras..

Mistrunner, seriously come let these people join our ranks!!

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Ripple paused her writing to look up and watch the ensuing chaos. She was tempted to get up and find some popcorn.

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Mistrunner peeks out from behind her chair again. She whispers to Jasper, who yells "Just get out there, ya lazy lummox!" and throws his hands up in exasperation. It seems to be his permanent state.

She slowly walks around and sits down, pulling a blanket around herself for security. "You wanted to join?" she asks in a small voice, and grabs a Ham bookie for strength.

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Mistrunner peeks out from behind her chair again. She whispers to Jasper, who yells "Just get out there, ya lazy lummox!" and throws his hands up in exasperation. It seems to be his permanent state.

She slowly walks around and sits down, pulling a blanket around herself for security. "You wanted to join?" she asks in a small voice, and grabs a Ham bookie for strength.

"Yes," replied Alomantist, expertly snatching the large tome out of the air, "what must I do to prove my worth?"
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"And on a second note" he said, addressing CarolaDevar, "perhaps you could consider using candlesticks as projectiles instead of books, throwing them can really mess up the pages."

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Ripple's eyes widened. She hadn't realized that the blurred projectiles were precious tomes of knowledge.

 

"Quit it!" she yelled, "or I'll play high notes at you!" She held out her hand for 10 heartbeats, and a piccolo appeared.

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Ripple's eyes widened. She hadn't realized that the blurred projectiles were precious tomes of knowledge.

 

"Quit it!" she yelled, "or I'll play high notes at you!" She held out her hand for 10 heartbeats, and a piccolo appeared.

  

"And on a second note" he said, addressing CarolaDevar, "perhaps you could consider using candlesticks as projectiles instead of books, throwing them can really mess up the pages."

Eh, it should be fine, we have an infinite supply if Sanderson novels
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Yes. I will speak the first of the Hallowed Oaths.

 

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

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Ally clears her throat. "Umm, I think some of these newcomers are a bit confused."

She looks at Mistrunner. "I think that they are trying to thought communicate, and I think that they think I'm new. Though I'm not..." She picks up the books that Carola has been thowing around. And she looks at Alomantisist, with a look of confusion on her face. She shakes out of her stuper, and states. "Ooooo! You have a similar name to mine!" She does a little happy dance, spins around in a circle, then sits down...

On the ceiling...

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"Speaketh the Wordies of... ach, ah'm goin' Feegle... Somebody ge' me a copy o' Discworld!" Mistrunner shouts with an increasingly heavy accent.

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"I recognize the oaths of the Convertshapers." Spoke Allomantist.

I will convert those who are not

I will convince those without to buy two copies

I will loan my extras to anyone without

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*suddenly realized that he had neglected to utter the first oath Subsequently, he ran around in frantic circles trying to remember the words. Eventually he tripped over a beanbag, and scattered a plate of bookies. Standing he said, voice far less confident than before*

"Books before friends

17th shard before real world

Release dates before birthdays"

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